You have until 8:30pm, GMT to make your decision!

Oh. And I need someone to post the next three numbers.

12, 16, and 17, please.

Before the show is back on air, Noel laments the end of this particular show, with a bottle of Jack in his hand.

We're back on air.

Noel: Hello you lucky duckies! It's time to play Deal or No Deal! Smile fake as Miley Cyrus.

Miley: Hey! That's not very nice. I've changed. I am now a Jehovah's Witness and am studying the bible. I'd like to give you all copies of 'The Watchtower'™.

Miley proceeds to do so, also giving one to Noel. Noel tosses it back quite quickly.

Jacques: I guess I'll pick Miley, so we can get rid of her. Box 12, please.

Miley opens box 12 - Nike Reznos! Sorry, Aaron.

Jacques: That's good. That's God protecting me from revealing big amounts of money.

Noel: Yeah. God.

Jacques: These Watchtower magazines really do work! I pick 16 next.

Box 16 is in front of Marloes Davis, a body-builder. He shows everyone his muscles

Channing had returned to the studio briefly to say: I think he looks like the Michelin Man.

Marloes punches Channing with such force that Channing flies out of the studio, never to be seen in this episode.

Anyway... box 16 contains £1,000!

Jacques: That's OK. That's OK. I pick box 17 next.

Sign says: Eminem, with a cold. Marloes opens the box... since we don't want Noel to get mad again.

Box 17 contains... 10p...

We await Willrelf.

tl;dr:
12 - Nike Reznos
16 - £1,000
17 - 10p

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Boxes remaining: 9, 19, 20, 21.

That was a very bad round for me. I have to get you lot out of the chair now.

BANKER'S OFFER

£40,000

Well it took 2 negotiations, but I managed to get myself a better offer, and because there is a 8% total disaster chance (factoring in Box 23), I shall be sensible and say DEAL.

Bye bye Reznos not that I couldn't buy the myself, of course. The better half of the possible pair finishes are too tempting, plus the slim chance of having Box 23 as a saviour too. NO DEAL

Well, I'm willing to chance my arm at this. NEIN DEILEN!

No Deal.

I'm SHOCKED that everyone else would No Deal. SURELY you'd want to secure life-changing money if it is a generous offer for the board and you could lose it all in one go, no?

And I see that you're still editing posts just to get on my nerves, daniel123.

But Box 23 is in play.

No, and don't call me Shirley.

...I need numbers for the next round...

I'd trust ACB to pick them, though. He's had some great picks so far.

9, 19, and 20, please. I want to eliminate all the big money now that I've dealt.

See what I mean? IF I SPEAK AT YOU LIKE THIS I'M MAKING IT LOOK LIKE I WANT TO SKIN YOU ALIVE AND BOIL YOUR LARGE INTESTINE IN A CAULDRON, whereas if I simply speak to you like this, everything's fine.

OK... Here we go.

Noel: I'm guessing we don't want to get rid of the £280,000.

Jacques: I want to eliminate all the big money now that I've dealt.

Noel: Whatever happened to playing on with honesty... oh whatever.

Behind box 9 is a cat.

Cat: Meow.

Noel: I'm guessing I have to open yet ANOTHER BOX

The cat manages to open the box without any problems... inside the box is £1

Jacques: GET IN! YES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Noel: Is that really necessary. I've got a flippin' migraine.

Jacques: Hehe... sorry. Maybe you should go to bed. You're a bit worthless as a presenter, Noel.

Noel: Oh CENSORED off.

Jacques: Miserable CENSORED... I pick box 19 next.

Behind box 19 is St. Louis Cardinals infielder Matt Carpenter... who flew in from Texas.

Matt: I'm excited for my game for charity, Noel... I've been waiting on the wings for quite a while, I must say.

Noel: Charity? What? You're just here to open boxes for people. You're not playing! If you want to donate money to charity, then do it yourself!

Matt: WHAT? SO I'VE STOOD HERE FOR AGES? I can't believe this.

Matt storms off...

Noel: Oh well. I won't get mad. I brought that upon my self.

Noel opens the box to reveal... £15,000!

Stats Nerd: Don't worry. That's one component of the perfect round.

Jacques: I am just one box away from getting the perfect finish! 20, please!

Noel: That's my job to say things like that.

Jacques: But you're not doing a very good job, are you... open it!

Behind box 20 is... amazing lecturer Roy Jacobs.

Roy: If you're not choosing my box, you're not taking this game seriously. Wretched blackboard duster.

Roy opens box 20... revealing £100,000

Jacques... that makes things a bit tough.

We await willrelf who's been awaiting me.

We await Willrelf.

tl;dr:
9 - £1
19 - £15,000
20 - £100,000

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Box remaining: 21.

Post now if you would DEAL or NO DEAL...

and SWAP or NO SWAP... only if you dealt, because everyone hates hypo-swaps, for some reason.

If I was willrelf, I would stick as we know that it would get at least one person who is allergic to volatile boards coughdaniel123cough to Deal.