I see we have a couple of poetic people in this thread haha.

Round 3 results

In live play
American Coupon Boy (3/3)
daniel123 (3/3)
hogwild94 (1/3)
jaakecarroll84 (1/3)
Skyline (1/3)
willrelf (2/3)

Round 4

It's been a very long time since someone has dealt. Hmmm...

21 - 1p

American Coupon Boy kisses Iris.

3 - £250,000

What an irritating time to find that. We've gone 21 weeks without it appearing at the end in any week. Sigh.

15 - 10p

Very interesting round. Bottom two go in exchange for the top one. Is that balance?



Banker time...

(Proof.)

Achoo.

Ah, what a delightful round.
And those groans! What a delightful sound!
For you all must know
I am a mean foe--
I'll cackle when those reds three are next found.

Banker's offer:

£8,231.52

No Deal, wouldn't deal for anything less than £17k there.

Oh? Even though the average is £16,450.06? I might just offer you £16,500 if you can successfully complete some difficult task. I just have to think of one.

A poor round indeed, though the bottom two leaving does comfort me. Even though the 'two-fifty's gone, I'll still give you a good thrashing, my son. A hundred grand 'tis, for Mr 123, then; we'll see who's on top after this old game's end. NO DEAL - again.

That is less likely to happen than Iris winning the £250,000 if they gave her another shot at playing.

Another great offer, Saperogo, but I'm not affraid to play 3 box games, so NO DEAL.

All those high blues make the difference here: NO DEAL.

Yes afterwards I did realise I was being optimistic with my minimum deal point, but that's what first came to mind when the board was left as it was.

Thanks, but No Deal!

Considering the fact I would have to go SIX boxes before getting considerably more offered to me..

I'm prepared to take the risk so I don't know what i'm going on for.

NO DEAL!

Round 4 results

In live play
American Coupon Boy (4/4)
Archstered (1/4)
daniel123 (4/4)
hogwild94 (2/4)
jakecarroll84 (2/4)
Skyline (1/4)
willrelf (3/4)

Round 5

Best of luck!

2 - £250

6 - £750

5 - 50p

All blue round!



Or, if you prefer the squashdown version:



Banker time...

(Proof.)

Honk honk.

Sigh. That's it. You've had your fun.
I guess I'll do what must be done.
Deal now. Yes now.
Or I'll have a cow.
And throw to you a very bad pun.

Banker's offer:

£20,001

Gonna have to do this very quickly as I would if playing.

Great offer, but No Deal.

Wasn't expecting an offer of more than £15k so this surprised me. As I wouldn't wanna risk it in real life, I'm gonna have to Deal here.

Interesting you wanted 17K last time, and after a SENSATIONAL round you deal for just 3k more than your 8 box target..

Judging by his past comments, willrelf is a "play to 5 box unless you get a £20k+ offer before then and then Deal if the offer is remotely generous" type player.

Also, with an offer of 77% of the average and an all-blue finish still on, it's a DEAL from me. Thank you very much, Saperogo, for making such a generous offer.

It's a jolly good offer, to be true; but no more than I expected of you. In fact, I daresay it's sublime - so much so, it's a DEAL, this time!

Yes that is generally how I work haha, I wouldn't wanna crash to a blue so I become very cautious at 5-box unless it's all-red.

It's a case of expectation; around 8-box my expectation is higher but after seeing the offer my expectation dropped for the 5-box offer, thus seeing an offer of £20k+ was a surprise to me and forced me into a deal.

Also I wouldn't want to crash to £100 after receiving such a big offer, so I very rarely take risks like that.