Oops I do apologise. I'm not used to male company on this thread! xxx

No need to apologise

You could go to the southbank and streak while This Morning is being filmed

HAHAHA.

Dave, I think this is a GREAT idea.

hehe xxx

you would

Not exactly what i had in mind, but it's a start!!

Ok let me get my Maudy thinking hat on

1. Go back to school, appear on Jamie olivers school food show

2. Admit to having an affair with John Prescott

3. Date Will Young

4. Apply to be a VJ on MTV

5. Offer to beat up Noel on celebrity boxing

6. Shave your hair off, beef up, call yourself psycho smiler and join American Wrestling

Whats this beat up noel stuff

Dave, well done mate on a great win and a wise deal. If you had no dealt at that stage you would have had a 90% chance of taking out at least one of the big numbers, and that would almost certainly have resulted in a lower offer. In fact you could have walked away with £24 !!! Thank God you dealt!

Thanks for all your messages guys!!!!!
Can't believe it's all over!!!
Really enjoyed wtaching the show, taking that deal was the hardest decision I've ever had to make!!!!!!
Had hoped to be the 1st 1/4mil winner, not ideal when you whck it out 1st round though!!!
But I've taken so many positive things from this whole experience that mean much more than the money I won!!!
Meeting everyone down there & making life long friends, money can't buy that kind of happiness!!!
And to all you loyal DOND fans............
When I applied to be on the show back in November 2005, I would never have imagined getting this kind of support from people I've nerver met, & may never meet!!!
You've all given me the confidence to try and better myself and maybe try some things I'd never have thought possible to do, so I can't thank you all enough!!!
So keep enjoying the show & supporting all the future DONDers!!!
All my thanks & love
Dave/Smiler xxxxx


ps.....Keep the future career ideas coming!!!

Pass us the tissues!

Do you mean none of them were good enough? You are a hard man to please.

Ok give me a little while and I will have a new telly career for you

Congratulations Dave!! You did well my friend.

Marry Rhian and appear on Wife swap (I hear they pay ya)

Get a cockney accent (come to me if you need help) and audition for Eastenders, you could be a Mitchell.

Make your house filthy dirty and get Kim and Aggie in to clean it up

Audition to go on the X Factor, stricly come dancing, etc

Contact the makers of Celebrity love island and tell them you wish to be on their show, tell them you are a celebrity and they only have to come to our forum as proof

Apply to go on dond again but wearing many different disguises.

A great idea if I ever heard one. Although why would anyone want to swap me, that's what I want to know...

Only for 2 weeks woman, then you would have him for the rest of your life....... possibly

ha ha thats a quality idea - u need to push that one Rhian!!!!!

bring back smiler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!