As it's a year since Bunney was on the West Wing, I've started thinking about him and his songs and wondered what it would be like if he were on now:

Brian - 14/01/2008

Brian from Blackpool
He is no fool!
There's nothing else to it
Come on my son, you can do it!

Danny - 15/01/2008

Danny, my mate
You're such a dab hand with paint!
I hope you win enough money
To make The Banker faint!

MJ - 16/01/2008

Elegant MJ!
Well, what can I say?
I'm sure you can win a biggie-wiggie
So we can all say, "Hip Hip, HOORAY!"

Mark E - 17/01/2008

My mate Mark E
You've had many a biggie!
I hope to reveal a blue
And make your game jolly-dee!

Pat - 18/01/2008

Glamourous Pat
Our resident meerkat!
You really are a sweetie
And I'm sure you'll win something meaty!