Derek's game today.

The whole studio is decorated for a summer theme - with the contestants and audience wearing summery clothes including bright shirts and summer hats.

Hahaha what a surreal show..

Loving the set and the clothes! This week should be great.

Fake tan?! This looks very tacky, but fun! Nice sob story to kick us off , good luck Del boy!

After hearing him saying to take the offer to many players and a sob story, something tells me he's gonna do a bad deal and will have a big red in his box

Let's hope today's player doesn't blow big money...again

Derek has box 21.

Derek is a double glazing salesman! Derek says his parents died when he was in his 20s, and says Marysia's game means a lot to him as his parents died in a similar way to how Marysia's husband died.

Banker phones and explains how there is a twist to each of the 5 shows this week (with the last show before the break being on Friday 25th). If a player is still in play at 5-box, they choose one of two battered suitcases - one has "sunshine" in it, the other has "sunburn". If the suitcase contains sunshine, the player gets an offer after every box and also wins a holiday for 2. However if the suitcase they choose contains sunburn, their box will be taken away for the banker to look in, and then it'll be returned re-sealed. Also the player won't get the advantage of an offer after every box.

Here we go.

Haha! Oh dear...

1 - Bez - £100,000

4 - Emma - £75,000

7 - Em - £10,000

10 - Mary - £750

About time says Derek

11 - Beryl - £250,000

Unbelievable says Noel... he says this is like Derek Brown's game

Banker time

Absolutly awful!!!

He's done a Derek Brown!!!

I bet you can't tell if Noel is wearing a summery shirt, what with the lovely clothes he has

The banker has a poem for Derek which wishes him good luck for his game

Banker's offer:

£500

Wow... worst start for aggeeesssss


Stats after Round 1
Offer: £500
Mean: £7,642.15
Offer (%): 6.54%
Fair Deal: £2,768.34
Cash left on board: £129,916.61
Volatility: 0.63
Board balance: -33

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£50
£100
£250
£500

£1,000
£3,000
£5,000

£15,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000



Guide to Stats

Derek NO DEALS

well at least he cannot squander the big money now...

Did the Banker says he's offering the weight of his wife?! 500lbs?! How rude.

13 - Carol - £15,000

Shouts of "COME ON" from the others, and Derek says he needs to get this going.

16 - Adam - £100

Noel calls a break and reminds us about the suitcases twist

Well, so far it's been dreadful...

The £500 strangely was actually more than I thought he would be offered for that.

Oo-er!

Not nice at all!

I'm now dreading the last Season 3 game even more...