Chris's game today.

Noel tells us some secrets about the players and gives us some general facts, including how Val's favourite colour is pink and has lots of pink things... Noel shouts that he hates pink As he spent most of the 1990s being chased by a large pink thing!!!

Hahahah best intro for a while!!

Get Blobby on the show!!

Chris shouts "WHAT?" in surprise! She has box 1.

Noel says that's the biggest leap he's ever seen a player do. Chris is from London and is a nursery assistant even though she has 8 children in her life - 6 of her own and 2 step kids. Her family means a lot to her and she shows pics of her family. She'd love to have a family holiday to Florida (dream offer coming up?). She's not a gambler but she will take a risk.

Here we go.

Lol I think this is going to be a great programme, Chris seems a very happy person so hopefully we will have a good game. I see her as a dealer though

I loved that intro, "I HATE PINK, I SPENT MOST OF THE 90'S BEING CHASED AROUND BY A PINK THING" *Mean while Val is having a heart attack*

Good luck Chris!

Oh, no sob story

Bad editing at the £100,000 box?

*Christing opens £100,000*

3 seconds later...

Chris: Ooh.

3 seconds later...

2 audience members gasp.

Good ol' DoND

Edited for GRAMERRRRRRRRRRR

Dave's not here today as he's unwell so Carol will open his box. Chris asks for support as she's nervous

1 - Carol - £10,000

14 - Christine - £100,000

Chris brings her daughter down from the audience because she's scared

21 - Helen - £3,000

7 - Brian - £250,000

That's bad says Noel

18 - Del - 50p

Banker time...

Banker has an announcement to make - we have a hero in the studio as at lunchtime Carol seriously choked on some food but Mike managed to stop her choking!!! Banker makes fun of Chris' daughter's hair. Noel says the banker doesn't like kids as his only son went off to become a charity worker

Banker's offer:

£1,000

Dodgy dodgy opening round...

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £1,000
Mean: £11,921.54
Offer (%): 8.39%
Fair Deal: £4,498.65
Cash left on board: £202,666.11
Volatility: 0.59
Board balance: -18

Board
1p
10p

£1
£5
£10
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750
£1,000

£5,000

£15,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000


Guide to Stats

Chris quickly NO DEALS

4 - Val - £500

Noel calls Emma the ace psychic and she thinks it's blue today

8 - Emma - £75,000

Noel says Emma's the worst psychic ever but she predicts we're going to a break now

I knew Noel would have to mention it again, how they used Chris as a studio thermostat, outrageous though. Daughter didn't look to happy!!

We're back

Chris' daughter has gone to sit in the audience again

5 - Mike - £5

Banker time

Chris can't count to 3 Noel says that's 4 players in a row now who can't count

She speaks to the banker and he helps her to count to 3

Banker's offer:

£2,400

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £2,400
Mean: £9,082.94
Offer (%): 26.42%
Fair Deal: £3,615.15
Cash left on board: £127,161.11
Volatility: 0.65
Board balance: -18

Board
1p
10p

£1

£10
£50
£100
£250

£750
£1,000

£5,000

£15,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000



Guide to Stats

Chris says it's a good offer and she says she negotiated the offer up from £2,000

Chris NO DEALS

2 - Paul - £35,000

11 - Derek - £100

9 - William - £250

Banker time

The big three going, the offers are rather good bearing in mind they're not in the hundreds.

Worth carrying on though for sure.

The banker doesn't know what to do, so Noel suggests £4,000...

Banker's offer:

2,750

Stats after Round 3
Offer: £2,750
Mean: £8,346.46
Offer (%): 32.95%
Fair Deal: £3,268.43
Cash left on board: £91,811.11
Volatility: 1.20
Board balance: -18

Board
1p
10p

£1

£10
£50



£750
£1,000

£5,000

£15,000
£20,000

£50,000



Guide to Stats

Chris says the banker's mean...

She NO DEALS