Clayton's game today.

Noel says we are all in fine mood today in the Dream Factory, and he then goes to reveal that when Clayton was younger he used to make model soldiers out of his earwax, and Jess was an exotic dancer!

Did he had a red or a blue yesterday?

Been kind of interested in his game...

Clayton has box 20 today. Clayton is a sous chef, and has been a chef for over 20 years, and Noel says it's all about big personalities now and shouting

We get to see some of Clayton's pics...

Noel asks Clayton how he lost a bit when he was younger Clayton explains he had to have part of his leg amputated when he was younger, and now has a part artificial leg. He tells a humorous story of how he was playing football once and went into a tackle and broke his artificial leg, and the other person thought he had broken a real leg and fainted! Clayton then sent someone home to get his spare leg so he could play on

Here we go...

1p to £250,000!

The bad luck just won't stop will it?

Round 1

Clayton says he is getting the horrible boxes out the way first!

22 - £75,000 Barry

13 - £ 35,000 Newbie Del

15 - 1p Ann

2 - £250,000 Brian

Extraordinary says Noel

Noel wonders what Charles has retired from, as it doesn't mention it in his file, and he thinks he could have been in the foreign office, and ambassador for the Tellitubbies

17 - £10,000 Charles

Banker time

Dear Me!

I felt Clayton was going to be a player who gave the banker a big scrap and he took 4 significant reds in the first round, and 3 of the power 5!

I feel a joke opener coming here!

The banker says that everyone is wrong about Barry and how he doesn't care about his appearance, as he has seen him on the makeup camera, and he apparently asked for some tweezers to sort his eyebrows, and then wanted to deal with some other unruly hairs

The banker says that Clayton has been rude to him in the past, and Clayton says it was nothing personal and all meant in good humour.

Banker offers

£2,000

Clayton says

NO DEAL

This show seems to have a rather slow pace so far. Clayton's intro seemed rather long-winded, there was a rather long bit with Barry (which didn't make sense as I don't remember people mocking what he looked like), and both Charles and Jess have had quite a bit of air-time so far (although they were very amusing).

That was funny, what Jess said

Also, Suzi looks pretty in Cyan Blue today




EDIT: Only the £100K remains again...

Next round

Jess next, and Noel asks if she is getting enough gin at the hotel and she tells him she is and a chap called Reg is buying them for her, he is 91 and a lot fitter than Noel

1 - £750 Jess

7 - £50,000 Roy


Noel calls a break

Oh dear, it's beginning to look like Gracey's game all over again

Just hope he has the £100K

We're back
Last box before the banker

This is going to be a long haul now with only the £100,000 of the power 5 remaining says Noel.

19 - £3,000 Tina


Banker time

The banker says that it is feeling like his lucky Saturday, and he says he admires this chap Reg who is making a move on Jess, and she tells him that she will meet him soon as he is a future newbie


Banker offers

£1,000

Clayton says

NO DEAL

He's gonna have to work real hard to get an all blue round now

Next round

12 - £250 Les

3 - £500 Suzi

5 - 50p Em

Banker time

And he got it!

Noel asks Em where her "Hummina Hummina" saying comes from, and she tells him that it is her lucky saying...


Banker offers

£4,000

£4,000?

That's rubbish, more like £7,500