Brian's game today.

Noel welcomes us to the dream factory and talks about the 6 victories we've had to start off the new season.

Haha, finally, Brian's game This should be... insane!

YES YES YES YES!!!! BRIAN WHAT A LEGEND!

Genius!

Hahaha

Brian: I've saved a couple of lifes before, Noel.
Noel: What you stayed in bed?


Brian = Genius!

Brian has box 14 today. Noel says it's the moment he's been dreading, but we've all been waiting for

Noel offers Brian a seat, which he knocks off the stage as he wants his stool that he's been using whilst on the wings.

Brian has his wife in the audience for support today.

Brian tells Noel about some of his jobs, which included a chimney sweep, a fireman, a first aid person. Brian says he saved a couple of peoples lives, and Noel retorts "how? by staying in bed"

Brian has a cuddly duck "Quacker" for luck, it has a little red box which contains the amount he wants to win today. He also has a Fez like his favourite comedian Tommy Cooper, and Noel asks if he can do an impression, and Brian replies no

Brian wearing his Fez, doing a very bad Tommy Cooper impression says he has a system, but we will have to figure it out...

Here we go...

Round 1

8 - 10p Just like that goes Brian

9 - £750

10 - £250

16 - £250,000 That's OK, you've got to take the rough with the smooth says Brian

15 - £75,000 Groans for that one



Banker time

Brian says he didn't want to win that much, and Noel asks to look into Quacker's box, and Brian allows him, but we don't get to see. The banker calls and says his file on Brian is as thick as Brian

Brian polishes the pound table while Noel talks to the banker...

Banker offers

£8,118

That's a lot of money says Brian, and what can I do with that? Noel asks if would change his life, and Brian quickly says NO

Brain says

NO DEAL

Next round

4 - £15,000

6 - £100

Noel calls a break before the next box...

about bloody time it was Brians game, how many shows has he done?

Not enough.

We're back and it's viewer competition time...

Today is box 2 with £5,000...

Back to the game and it's the last box before the banker...

7 - £500

Banker time

Brian tells Noel that he is ready now for the banker, and Noel tells him he'll have to wait as the banker goes at his own pace... The banker tells Noel to imagine his position, he's had 6 losses and now he is facing a dead comedian He says the only chance of beating Brian to is to figure out what is in Quacker's box


Banker offers

£9,229

Brian asks Alan what he would do now, and Alan says he would have a sweep, and Brian replies that he hasn't brought his brushes

Brian says

NO DEAL

Next round

Noel tells Brian he hasn't figured out his system, and Brian says he spent 3 months studying the boxes and there is a code on how they shove the money in the boxes

5 - 1p

518 players before you, and you're the one to crack the code says Noel

1 - £3,000

Brian tells Noel that we are on course for his target

22 - £5

Banker time

Hahaha Brian reckons its all fixed

Stats after Round 3
Boxes left: 11
Mean: £20,096.50
Offer: £12,020
Offer (%): 59.81%
Fair Deal: £9,686.37
Volatility: 0.83
Redometer: 11 (↑16)

Board

£0.50
£1
£10
£50
£1,000
£5,000
£10,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£100,000

Brain tells Noel that he took the £250,000 on purpose as he didn't want it He tells Noel to tell the banker that he has cracked the code... Noel tells the banker that Quacker's amount is an amount on the board...

Banker offers

£12,020

Brian says

NO DEAL