Hello and welcome to what promises to be yet another exciting episode of DEAL OR NO DEAL.

Edmonds welcomes us but is shown up in the dress department from a pilgrim in a suit in the front row.

He introduces us to potentially the quitest deal game ever from Vicky!

Vicky reveals that Leon makes moves on all of the players back at the hotel.

Her boyfriend isn't here but unfortunately her dad is.

Her nickname is apparently football head or pea head. I'm going to go with pea head.

Box 18 on the table.

Let's do this.

Round One

2 - Trish - £250

6 - Giulio - £100,000

9 - Leon - £500

14 - Anthony - £50,000

I'm struggling to keep up with this! The gf's infuriating laptop isn't helping!

5 - Doreen - £50

Derisory offer below £5k?

The banker points out how so far this year the cautious player have had good boxes and the aggressive players have had poor boxes. This fact isn't lost on a lot of us here.

BANKER'S OFFER

£5,000

NO DEAL

And on to the break.

At least the Banker isn't making opening offers nowadays that are high enough to allow for descending generosity throughout the game.

Round Two

2 - Joe - £3,000

1 - Dave - £250,000

Not a great board this :/

15 - Erica - 10p

The banker said if he was capable of feeling sorry for pea head he would do.

BANKER'S OFFER

£2,500

To her credit Vicky doesn't even give the offer any thought.

NO DEAL

The £250k seems to be going at round 2 quite a lot these days.

£35k game at 12-box!

Round Three

Some banter with Peter which ends with him pleading "Noel don't put your hands in my mouth".

12 - Dora - £10

Dora making her entry to the worst box opening of the month competition.

Noel tells us what box 23 can potentially do because we still haven't got used to this incredibly complicated addition to the game.

10 - Leanne - £75,000

Break time.

Why can't Noel just leave the Box 23 waffle until the end?

When Deal-Eye's Benchmark at the 2nd break is below £5,000 at the 2nd break, you know things are going bad.

£1,250?

Ok. We're back. And this laptop is just about still working.

4 - Dario - £1,000

Not a bad offer for the board. I can't imagine Deal Eye would be far from dealing it.

Her dad encourages her to go on and there are no Deal Lights (tm) on.

NO DEAL

Still plenty of potential left in this board.

Round Four

7 - Scott - £100

3 - George - £1

Another blue and this is a nice stable, if not high value, board.

20 - Roop - Oh wait no.

She's changed her mind.

And changed it back again,

So...

20 - Roop - £20,000