Jess' game today.

Noel says everyone is a little subdued after Wendy's game yesterday, which he explains using bus based metaphors.

Previous game - £20,000

Jess has Box 11.

Jessica Wilkinson, from Stockton, a pediatric nurse. She has a photo of her young son with her fiance Andrew, who is in the audience. Noel says Andrew applied for Deal too, but didn't get on; Andrew blames it on his lack of boobs! Cue much hilarity! Jess also has a toy dog belonging to her son; Noel chastises her for stealing it from him!

Here we go...

Round 1

Box 1 with newbie Georgie - £250

Box 2 with Nath - £15,000

Low moans for that.

Box 20 with Dave - £20,000

Don't make that hole any bigger, says Noel.

Box 16 with Jodie - £5,000

Box 6 with Ian - 50p

Banker time...

That was NOT mediocre!

Oh and £8,500 is crap!

Noel thinks that's a mediocre start. The Banker says couples often drift apart due to one getting on Deal and the other not! He has had a look at Andrew's application, but more of that later!

Banker's offer:

£8,500

Jess says that's an amazing amount of money.

Jess says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back...

Round 2

Box 4 with Paula - £75,000

That is a very big shame, says Noel.

Box 9 with Jamie - £750

Box 7 with Ozzie - £5

Banker time...

The Banker has been reading Andrew's application, and reveals he wants to present Top Gear!

Banker's offer:

£8,500

Not worth a stick!

Ooh, she's not hanging about. Quicky asks for the question!

Jess says it's a very good amount of money again, and it'd take her years to save it.

Jess says:

NO DEAL

Round 3

Noel says Jess could get a better fiance if she wins a lot!

Box 18 with Sidi - £500

Laura accidentally does a snorty pig laugh, which Noel doesn't let go unnoticed! Noel reveals Ian wanted to farm pigs when he was young!

Box 5 with Niall - £100

Box 17 with Olivia - £10,000

Banker time...

You didn't touch that top four, and that was crucial, says Noel. The Banker says it's an unusual board, and it's risky.

Banker's offer:

£10,500

A £2k increase from that round? Someone fire this Banker!

Jess begins to well up, and says that's massive money. She says she'd always planned to deal if she got offered a certain sum. Holly says Liam got offered almost the same on a weaker board, and advises a NO DEAL. Andrew has a good feeling about the game.

Jess says:

NO DEAL

Round 4

Jess is rather emotional now. Noel says that was a hard decision for her.

Box 10 with Holly - £250,000

A disaster, says Noel.

Box 12 with Kanwal - 10p

Almost the best possible response, says Noel.

Box 8 with Dawood - £100,000

Banker time...

With £350,000 taken out, Jess has to prepare for a DERISORY offer!

And now, a totally different game, says Noel. The Banker is laughing. (Far too early for that!)

Banker's offer:

£2,000

She's cautious so I am expecting a deal...

Surely not at that terrible excuse of an offer!