Noel's in a fluffy mood today after Yuwadee didn't play with total honesty, saying she'd have left 13 to the end then choosing it before the end, and the banker claiming he'd have offered £180k as revenge.

"More tutting"

Today's player is JOYCE! She has box 9 and James escorts her to the pound table.

Hopefully this won't be a slow/boring game.

45 minute show today! Expect A LOT of editing.

Joyce is 88 and in fine fettle. She has her hubby Ron, son Neil and grandchildren Emily, Cherry and Ryan in the audience.

"Is anyone here not related to Joyce?"

We're off! Noel says she can do a streak if she likes

Zhèlǐ de xīwàng, tā zuò de hěn hǎo. Tā shì 4:20, Wǒ yùcè de dì yī pán chéngjiāo.

Did you watch CDWM last night?

Hào...

Round 1. Joyce wants to pick 9 first but then realises it's on the table!

Box 18 instead then with Wendy - £20,000

Box 1 - Zie (something about women and meat?!) - 1p

Box 6 - Carmel - £35,000

Box 13 - Katy - £100

Box 3 - Niall - £50,000

"Look at the size of that hole! No don't pick any more..." RING RING!

So today is Joyce and Ron's 64th wedding anniversary!

In honour of that...

Banker's offer:

£6,464

Banter about one of the grandchildren's crazy hair ensues...

Joyce says

NO DEAL

Noel encourages us to come back to "Neil Or No Neil"...

Even in a 45 minute show, they still go to a break after the first offer.

We're back for Round 2. Noel has 2 name badges on saying Neil and Noel.

Box 2 - Kanwal - £5,000

Box 22 - Nadia aka "Narnia" - £1

Box 15 - Finley - £250

"Beautifully done!" RING RING...

Banter about Joyce's grandkids taking photos of Joyce when she doesn't expect it and turning the pics into a calendar!

We get to see a few shots, one where she appears to be surfing on a pillow, the other where she's in the bath starkers Only shown from the shoulders up though.

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Enough to get Joyce to the Taj Mahal?

Joyce's hubby isn't too keen on travelling far, apparently, so Joyce asks Noel if he wants to come.

It's a NO DEAL.

Well that's quite a precarious board at this stage!

Round 3

Box 7 with the newbie (didn't see her name) (EDIT: Emma) - £3,000

Box 10 with James - £100,000

Box 5 with Beth - £1,000

"He's not gonna be that compassionate..." RING RING

£5,500?!

The audience is right to boo that! 17% of the mean.

Banker's offer:

£5,500

Booing ensues. Joyce forgets to ask for the question and picks box 8. Noel corrects her and it's a NO DEAL

Oh no no no, that's a really horrible moment to hit that!

Round 4

Box 8 - Jess - £10

Box 16 - Liam - £250,000

James reminds Joyce how good her instincts are at picking boxes...?

Box 14 - Danny - £500

"This is not gonna be good news..." RING RING