Adverts...

A few kids decide to visit the Marmite museum... One kid is hiding his hate for the stuff.

A water elephant wets a few kids.

Some ASDA school uniform lasts for 100 days. Shocker!

Some guy decided to board a bus in a pink bath robe.

Rice Rice Baby... that was too easy.

A day in the life of David Beckham, with all his wacky tattoos. He seems to watch a lot of Sky Sports.

Lack of sleep ages skin. I guess that's logical. No need for research. 86% of women agree.

B&Q has loads of handy deals. If you want laminate flooring... it's 4 for 3... so buy quickly.

Ooh... a hamburger for 99p!

Airwaves is now in a bottle... His car turns into a car from NASCAR.

And we're back, without Uncle Desmond!

Well, no FCQM today then.

Uh oh, one away from the worst possible round!

Gok welcomes us back. Time to see Noel's makeover...!

Dressed in a classy jacket, a waistcoat, and a plain white shirt... everyone takes photos. Stunning.

Noel says, if the next few boxes are kind to Gok... including a nibble of the Bankers Power 5... the second offer would be high.

Box 9 - Lydia - £250,000!

Gok isn't very good with pressure.

Box 8 - Peter - £75,000

Gok does great work for Peter's charity, Kidscape. Peter's charity helps kids who are bullied to become more confident, and Gok is honored to be an ambassador for the charity.

Die-hard fans of Deal or No Deal know that a few people have taken the top three in one round... Quick Quiz... can you name those players? Whoever wins gets a prize.

Some Chinese energy should help...
Gok has a number inside his head... 3.

Box 1 - Emma - £20,000

Banker, get off Photoshop!

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £3,000
Mean: £14,990.40
Fair Deal: £5,629.34
Volatility: 0.91
Board total: £209,865.61

Board
1p
10p
50p

£5
£10

£100


£750
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000

£15,000

£35,000
£50,000

£100,000

Hmmm...
Box 9 - £250,000
Box 8 - £75,000
Box 7 - ?

The Banker rings...

We see Gok's first draft of Noel's makeover... then the second draft... as a builder... Then the third draft... fully in leather.

Given how horrendous the round was... the Banker offers £3,000

£3,000 could pay for 150 zap courses at £20 for Peter's charity.

Gok is worried that the game will crash, but Peter instills some confidence back in him. Gok asks the question...

Deal or No Deal?

Gok: NO DEAL!

Break time.

Creepy gremlins wash a car. This could get ugly, but with the right music, the car washing is a breeze. Buy a htc phone, people.

Cricket match. Baseball is way better... The right-fielder jumps inside an ice-cream van, licking some of the ice-cream, and makes a fantastic catch... and saves some nuns... But it's not quite Carling. What is, then?

Wickes is giving 25% on floors.

The trivago couple falls in the pool once again... SPLASH.

Fear. Pain. Hunger. Pressure. Gone. Vigilance. Courage. Control. Brotherhood. Join the Royal Marines.

Doritos love Rock and Roll. Don't we all?

Is he going to take the power 5 out in 6 boxes...?

Now this is interesting:
Box 8 - £75,000
Box 9 - £250,000
Box 10 - £100,000

ADJUDICATOR, YOU'RE FIRED!

We're back for round 3!

Gok knows how to spend his money... Mostly on shoes and clothes. When he's spending other people's money, he's rightfully more careful. After calling the Banker a Rudeboy... we begin.

Box 3 - Lorenna - £35,000!

Box 10 - Jo - £100,000!

Gok is desperate for a blue in box 4 with Mel... who could turn Gok straight!

Box 4 - Mel - £1,000

All red round...

The Banker calls...

Gok has called the Banker rude... but after this offer. Gok will call him Obscene.

Banker's offer:

£795

Gok quickly NO DEALS.

6 reds in a row...

Stats after Round 3
Offer: £795
Mean: £6,715.06
Fair Deal: £2,195.96
Volatility: 2.10
Board total: £73,865.61

Board
1p
10p
50p

£5
£10

£100


£750

£3,000
£5,000

£15,000


£50,000

That was a long bleep!

Gok wants a rub of Amanda's tummy... BankerSpanker will be annoyed.

Amanda wore blue to match the 1p supposedly in he box...

Box 12 - Amanda - £5!

Best friend of Gok... Elaine with box 20...

Gok rubs Amanda's tummy once again..

Box 20 - Elaine - 50p!

Gok decides to play the whole game next to Amanda's tummy...

Gok's assistant, or life-director... Mark is next to open the box...

Box 14 - Mark - £5,000

Gok doesn't think it's too bad... but he forgot to rub Amanda's belly before opening the box... And a swear word (hey Gok, it's before watershed hour! )

Stats after Round 4
Offer: £2,600
Mean: £8,607.51
Fair Deal: £3,050.05
Volatility: 2.65
Board total: £68,860.11

Board
1p
10p



£10

£100


£750

£3,000


£15,000


£50,000

£2,600 not quite enough on that board, even for charity.

The banker calls...

He offers £2,600

Noel thinks that this offer is dealable...

Gok felt confident yesterday... but feels sucked in and vulnerable. He asks the famous question...

Deal or No Deal?

...

...

NO DEAL!

Break time in Bristol after the third inning.

You earn, you pass, you stop, you think, you pass. Oh, I give up. It's too fast for me. A life without limits. Search Navy Jobs online.

That green ice lolly is more fun than those girls. Stay fresh with Menthos.

A spoon and a book... and other inanimate objects come to life...and try to escape the house! The parents won't be too pleased. Oh... her comes the bath, and the bed with Mike sleeping in!

Olympus has fallen... get it on DVD on Blu-Ray... in Sainsbury's only. Don't bother with Tesco's.

Someone has a magic finger... which can make anything he imagines... larger. SCARY. Car adverts are just crazy!

B&Q returns.

From the creator of District 9... District 10! Uh... no... Elysium...

A Boots advert... without that horrible song "Here Come The Girls!"

We're back.