Round Three

On we go then.

22 - THE DEATH BOX - Kimberley - £50,000

10 - Gemma - Who isn't called beautiful!! - £5

will says we should come back after the break because we have no idea what is going to happen.

I challenge that.

I predict:

- Boxes will be opened

- Money will be offered

- Money will be won

- Proveouts will be inflated

- And Noel will complain.

Easy. Prove me wrong show.

HA! You are wrong about something!.....

Right-O. Last box.

18 - Ian - £250

The BANKER phones once more.

The BANKER says all the headline acts have been playing their big hits but will hasn't so far.

Banker's offer:

£2,000

£2,000?! You do NOT need advice for that crappy offer!

I think the producers want a player in live play at 5 box.

People encourage will to continue and keep the positive energy.

NO DEAL

Round Four

3 - Danny - £1

You know, this isn't the worst board in the world...

14 - Rose (I think, her hair is in the way) - 50p

19 - Sam - £75,000

Now that's annoying!

Classic sting in the tail right there!

And yet again the BANKER rings.

The BANKER says one advantage he's had is his ability to buy people before 5-box. And he's going to try it here too.

Banker's offer:

£4,000

Yeah, good luck with that Mr B.

£4k? The Banker just isn't even trying!

Some top quality advice by Nikky there. Read the board before making a decision.

The BANKER rings and says Nikky has verbal diarrhoea. God I can't spell that. Nikky is sent to the loo? Ok, I guess? The BANKER says she has to sit down in there and I do find this all a bit weird.

Oh, it gets worse. The BANKER has a camera in there and we are treated to a shot. I hope it's not a real toilet.

will gets clarification on what she said and when he hears it says she belongs in there.

NO DEAL

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Break time.

That festival loo looks quite luxurious - most of them don't have a sink at all, let alone one THAT big!

On to 5-box in live play it is then!

Hmm, 4:38pm. That must mean a 1-box deal.

Nah, I think it'll be a 0-box deal!

So here we are, the final part of today's Deal or No Deal!

Will will go on to win a respectable sum?

Will cf's laptop survive?

Will Noel Edmonds finally regain some sanity?

Let's find out!

Round Five

8 - Leony? - £3,000

6 - Eva - £35,000

5 - Alice - £20,000

Eeeek!

Banker shouldn't be celebrating just yet; we could still have an OPW here.

The BANKER phones and sings "Tonight's gonna be a good night" which I assume is one of will's songs. Bit cheeky singing it at him!

The BANKER says will has to decide between the big welly or the little welly.

As far as I can tell the big welly is easy and the little welly is hard. Big = holiday, little = one box at a time, but failure means the BANKER gets to look in the box.

Oh, the little welly gets a holiday also. Cool.

will chooses the smaller welly. What on earth am I being forced to type here?

will now picks a VIP guest, and it's the scruffy Justin.

So, will has to throw the ball to Justin who must catch it in the boot. Got it.

Practice shot. FAILURE

So here we are. Two shots...

Shot 1 - FAILURE

Shot 2 - FAILURE

Total diaster says Noel. No one box at a time. No holiday. And the banker gets to look in the box.