Dilip's game today.

Noel talks about Jodie's game and how she went through an emotional tumble-dryer! He also talks about the cameraman who ended up in a wheelchair on Friday's game.

For the previous three games, £15,000 - £250,000 - £10,000.

Last game of the month, so hopefully a mega spanking!

Difficult to call how he'll play the game, 'not greedy' or 'what will be will be'.

Hopefully we a get a game worthy to be called Show of the Month today. Shouldn't be too hard with all the CRAP games throughout the month.

Dilip has box 13.

Dilip is a Hindu priest and shopkeeper, from Lancashire but originally from India. His wife is in the audience today and he talks about how he met her in an Indian market. He shows a photo of them when they got married, along with a photo of them outside his shop. Dilip talks about how important it is to make people happy, but Noel warns him not to make the banker happy! Dlilip has a good luck charm in the form of an ornament of the Hindu god Ganesha.

Here we go...

This is a rather SLOW opening round!

Round 1

7 - Natalie - £5

11 - Ryan - £35,000

4 - Brian - £750

Dilip gets confused about how many boxes he's opened, and the banker rings and says he'll give Dilip a low opening offer unless he does his dance moves! He then takes to the walk of wealth and performs. The banker rings and Dilip's forgiven!

18 - Ada - £50

10 - Lewis - £75,000

Banker time

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £8,000
Mean: £26,756.57
Fair Deal: £9,017.11
Volatility: 1.22
Board total: £454,861.61

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1

£10

£100
£250
£500

£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000

£50,000

£100,000
£250,000

Dilip's wife says it's up to him if he wants to make history and deal the first offer, and the banker says that's great - they can spend the rest of the show doing Dilip's dance!

Dilip says

NO DEAL


Noel calls a break...

Fair opening offer. Hopefully Dilip does not go on just to take a less generous offer later on (and I'll use the Fair Deal to measure generosity in this thread from now on ).

How many times is Noel going to remind us of how long Dilip has had his store? I've heard it 3 times now!

We're back

Round 2

14 - Ste - £500

6 - Antonette - £100

5 - Craig - £100,000

Banker time

The banker says he's made a new "I love Bolton" badge because Dilip used to have one but he lost it.

Banker's offer:

£4,500

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £4,500
Mean: £25,304.40
Fair Deal: £8,173.52
Volatility: 2.40
Board total: £354,261.61

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1

£10


£250


£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000

£50,000


£250,000

£4,500?! Tight git!

The offer should be a stick or go down a grand as the £100k was balanced out with 2 blues, but of course the Banker likes a dickhead with the offers after the 1st one so we're not getting that.

Forcing him on offer there.

Dilip asks newbie Irene what she thinks of the offer, but she nearly opens her box! The banker rings and talks about Irene's attitude.

Dilip says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...