I'm not sure which is worse - the staggeringly xenophobic trailer for the Channel 4 News coverage of EU expansion, or Noel's shirt.

Yes Noel's shirt was that bad.

Highlights of the Phyllis comedy show, and Noel staggeringly brushes over the £250k on the table. New leaf comprehensively turned over!

Hopefully not a third big Banker victory in a row.

Liam Quinn, from Manchester by way of Portrush in Northern Ireland, has Box 6 and a beard quite like Noel.

Music scene bought him over the North Sea; he's now looking to get a Masters in community youth work. He talks about where that passion started.

Girlfriend and brother - the latter an artist - in the F&F block. Wakeyists, edit your copy paste spiel in preparation now.

Game on!

Box 14 (Bex) - £50,000

Noel says at least it wasn't the QM.

Box 2 (Armin) - £100

Letterbox.

Box 17 (Tim) - £1,000
Another letterbox would be nice here!

Box 20 (Gareth) - £3,000
"Three good boxes," Noel asserts before getting excited about Liam's propensity to jig around the floor!

Box 16 (Mark) - £75,000
Oh dear oh dear...

Banker delays the call, Noel invited a jig, the delay was because brother TJ was so laid back and he was taking his cue from that...

Banker's offer:

£4,000 + roll neck

Liam asks if anyone's dealt at 17-box, says he's "absolutely skint", Noel says he can go that early if he wants, No Deal anyway.

How can you call that generous?!

Banker phones to tease us about a music video Liam was in after the break...

Well there's the first mistake, saying that you are 'skint.'

Do you think the production team don't have an idea of a player's financial circumstances anyway?

Looks like another very cautious player at the moment. If this next round is a good one I would expect a poor offer as to what he said.

I agree, although it's likely his wishlist would be on his application form. Second mistake giving serious thought to the 17box offer.

He comes across as an honest player which I admire. (perhaps too honest to be a canny DONDer). I also like his volunteering work. However this sort of positive stuff counts for very little in terms of deal offers.

Hmmm... good point.

Just because he considered the 1st offer doesn't mean he's cautious. If anything, it means he might be after a spot in the Hall of Fame and may go all the way if the £250,000 stays. I'd Deal some of the ridiculously high opening offers the show has had throughout its history and yet I'd go to the end more often than the majority on this forum, especially when the £250,000 is in play.

Absolutely, but that is typical Noel. Even a 1 game memory loss wouldn't surprise me. Also notice his off the cuff comment about 250k appearing in the first round. That was Noel jinxing in its finest!

Should be 5-figures now.

Approximately 92% of 4oD shows are US sitcoms apparently.

Noel brings us back, and here comes the video... Liam is shaking his head...

The video for "Mercy" by Duffy features him dancing! How come? Well, Northern soul was the area of music that bought him to England, he was also always a keen dancer, and he got to an audition through connections there I think he said.

We have two people on the wings scared of pigeons. Guess what sound plays in the studio. Yes.

Box 5 (Craig) - 1p
Worth the wait!

Box 9 (newbie Sophia) - £250

Box 11 (Liz) - £50

I'm guessing that we see a lot more stuff like this LIVE, and it's not always left in. Confirmation, anyone?

I think most performance stuff stays in the edit(well from the games I've seen)

Banker says the video is going to be re enacted! And this will get him good offers! Presumably because it'll use up edit time! And Noel calls for Roy! This cannot be explained without exclamation marks of terror!

Teresa is also called upon. And Noel is donning a wig to look slightly less unlike Duffy.

I can't do this justice.

I'm liking the lights if nothing else.

Anyway, generous offer...

Banker's offer:

£13,000