Noel talks up the board. The Banker talks up her! He's looking into her eyes apparently, and she says she could take her glasses off!

"How are you operating microwaves, Craig?" Burning an apple crumble and blaming Nicole - and apparently setting the microwave on fire! - implies "horribly".

Abraham time! He passes on the offer as promised, and gets to talk, sharing an awkward silence, beforehand!

OFFER £12,000

Stats at 14 box

Average: £26,740.11
Fair deal: £9,161.19
Volatility: 2.01
Board total: £374,361.51

Banker's offer:

£12,000

1p

50p
£1

£10

£100
£250


£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000

£20,000
£35,000
£50,000


£250,000

A stick would've been generous enough but I didn't expect the Banker to go up!

Offer confirmed by Noel and the Banker jokes about his telephone bill!

Route 66 touring is one of her possible things to do with the money, and she jokes about doing it in a Harley!

It's like H2005's second round board but a better offer. She talks up the board, then says NO DEAL.

Decent offer (Deal Eye probably hoping for a crash now as it's probably dealt already).

Ouch... Very volatile now. Hopefully she can turn it around. Come on Jean!

Ouch! That £250k is looking really VULNERABLE now!

Round 3 starts with...

Box 19 (Gareth) - £10,000
She wanted the kiss, but that's fine. She again calls out for pilgrim noise.

Box 18 (Teresa) - £50,000
The hole is now cavernous. Now Noel talks up the danger of the board, and talks down the prospect of £250k on the table, going into the break...

Volatility at 3.88 at the second break...

Dot Com? Please tell me that is a joke!

Part 3!

A spa experience would be desirable. She doesn't want the scream finish, and it's still on, as Noel pointed out! He says people don't mention that normally, probably because it's only just been named!

Box 2 (quietly over-enthusiastic newbie Dot, who says Noel is very good at her job! - Noel jokes she's the head of Channel 4 and her surname is Com! Cue Banker call before the box, threatening to throw her out in the rain if she opens the box wrong!)

- about ten minutes later, £10

Third offer know at 35 minutes past of the game...

Stats at 11 box

Average: £28,577.41
Fair deal: £8,484.56
Volatility: 3.88
Board total: £314,351.51

Banker's offer:

£15,000

1p

50p
£1



£100
£250


£1,000
£3,000
£5,000


£20,000
£35,000



£250,000

Noel actually basically opened that box behind her! Banker says she might be half-octopus!

Precarious, says the Banker. Losing the £250k will mean no offer before 2-box will be five figures...

OFFER £15,000

That's a very generous offer!

£15,000?!!!

I'm gone here... £15,000 on that board? Thank you!

Well if DEAL-EYE hadn't gone at the last offer, it's certainly gone NOW!

Car and holiday sorted, says Teresa, and also eyelashes for the car like she has, "because it's got a face!", presumably meaning headlights as eyes. Don't ask. Furry dice? "Nah, that's stupid, ain't it?" Laughter and applause.

Roy - "very finely balanced game, that is." Jamie asks if she's come to chase the £250k or to take a target. She's here because she wants to be in the Dream Factory above all else.

Noel goes back to Roy's point about this board being more fun to watch than to play! Alistair asks what her husband would advise - Deal, reckons Jean. Would she listen? She jokes she wouldn't!

Is she ready? She is. The decision... And I've no idea what it's going to be...

DEAL!

What???? Over half the average on a board that unstable is ridiculous. I might play one more round for continued generosity, but it certainly would be sensible to Deal here.