I'm back on commentary duties again!

At first glance, Noel looks to be wearing a decent shirt. Then you look more closely. He says players think to themselves they hope the £250k on the table, then they change their mind when they deal! We see a replay of the £250k reveal, and Noel goes on about having a feeling about her!

Hopefully a Power 5 win today.

Jean Zilly (nee Williams) has box 1 and a bizarre blouse today. She's from the Middlesbrough area and was an insurance salesperson, if I heard her rightly.

Her husband was an ice cream man. Cue Mr Whippy joke.

Bizarre lucky charm alert - a blue plastic duck, purchased 8-10 years ago. Family photos also present and correct.

Noel gets excited, and Jean embarrassed, by a photograph of her wedding in August 1963! Pilgrims applaud the impending golden anniversary. Let's hope they're cheering a good result as we get the game started!

Doubt it...also I can‘t see her being a good board reader.

Woops, forgot about the show today. Missed the start.

Box 1 (Liam) - £5
Box 4 (Phyllis) - £750
Box 7 (Roy, who has a mildly amusing exchange with Noel who calls him "a bit lippy") - £15,000
Box 20 (Marcia) - 10p. She called for the penny and was nearly right!

We get an exchange about a contestant's hair.

Box 3 (Lee) - £75,000

The Banker carries on the jokes with Roy, and says Lee didn't know he had the £75k and whispered to Jean what was in it!

The Banker also thinks Jean might be aggressive. Ergo...

OFFER - £11,500

Stats at 17 box

Average: £27,935.97
Fair deal: £9,831.97
Volatility: 1.11
Board total: £474,911.51

Banker's offer:

£11,500

1p

50p
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£10
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£250
£500

£1,000
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£20,000
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£250,000

Wow, that's a generous offer to start!

A very good offer to start with!

Stop messing with random people in the audience!

There's a comment about her being called "Jean Jean the cash machine!".

Noel reacted to a pilgrim's shocked reaction. Now he, Abraham, is delivering the second offer! Noel jokes he's a secret service agent, and asks him to mention the offer as he's forgotten! Abraham then said it was £11,000!

Don't ask what that was all about, but NO DEAL anyway.

Great opening offer considering she took the £75,000 out. The question now is whether she is an aggressive player or a cautious player that the banker misreads at the first offer (like Wanda last month).

That's the usual 17-box break with Noel building up Abraham's contribution!

I'm surprised no one called her Jean Genie

Wonder if there will be any mention of her grand-daughter at all... Amelia Lily who was on the X Factor.

Are you serious?

I'm utterly shocked Noel/the Banker did not mention that yet considering one of them mentions Olly Murs every time a musician or someone hoping to become famous comes on the show.

"How did it get stuck?"

Noel, will you please stop being so vague (and sometimes disturbing ) in your stupid questions!

Part 2!

Will there be a big party, asks Noel; the family might do a surprise one, says Jean; it won't be a surprise then, says Noel!

Wants a small and flashy car.

Box 15 (Armin) - £100,000
Noel points out the board's hole, but also the "solidity behind it".

Box 9 ("Log Flume" Liz, called for being stuck in one!) - £500

Jean whips up the pilgrims.

Box 6 (Jamie) - £50

Stick or a small decrease?

Is he lying? The offer hasn't come up on screen.

Oh, it's true!