What's this? Deal or No Deal on a Saturday?!

Yes, it's Mike's game today with box 19. We are shown a replay of Kerrie's £31,000 spanking.

Had the £35,000 yesterday.

Hopefully another spanking today.

Michael Francis, from Liverpool, is a learning mentor in a secondary school. He says it's a hard but rewarding job.

We are shown a photo of Mike's goddaughter and also a notebook which Mike has brought with him. Mike's mum Anne is in the audience today for support.

Hopefully another good 'ing to finish the week!

I hate it when players ask for feelings of an INANIMATE CARDBOARD OBJECT!

Mike says he's leaving 2 boxes to the end but doesn't say which ones.

Round 1

Box 17 with Kirsty - £50

Box 22 with Conrad - £250,000

The death box lives up to its name...

Box 20 with Dave - £50,000

Box 10 with Wai Ling - £100,000

Box 6 with Jen - £1,000

Banker time...

The Banker cackles down the phone. He says that was a terrible round.

Banker's offer:

£99 + A BOX OF TISSUES

Mike says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls the first break...

Well I hope £75,000 is in the box this time.

ANOTHER POWER 5 FROM BEN & GARY?!

We're back. The Banker hates Mike because he is supportive of other people.

Round 2

Box 12 with Tommy - £1

Box 15 with Nicole - £10,000

Mike asks if anyone has any feelings about their boxes.

Box 11 with Ben & Gary - £75,000

The twins are addicted to power 5 amounts! Banker time...

More cackling from the Banker.

Banker's offer:

£9 + A SINGLE TISSUE

14-BOX STATS

Banker's offer:

£9

Mean: £5,686.83
FD: £2,212.64

1p
10p
50p
£5
£10
£100
£250
£500
£750
£3,000
£5,000
£15,000
£20,000
£35,000

Banker throwing people out AGAIN!

Even on weak boards like this, the Banker should still be trying to buy the box. As we've seen before, offering low just lures players on, and it often backfires on him. Does the man never learn?

Wai Ling says there is still lots of money on the board. Dave says the Banker is going to need tissues at the end of the game, so the Banker sends him out!

Mike says:

NO DEAL

ARGH! The meerkat nonsense has started again!

Mike says he's always loved music. The notebook he has brought contains all of the charts from the 80's which Mike has wrote down.

Mike says he went to the same school as Keith Chegwin!

Round 3

Box 1 with Lee - £10

Box 14 with Colin - £20,000

Noel says this game is amazing for all the wrong reasons... 8 blues left on the board.

Box 21 with Rob -

After the break...

Down to 4 reds and it's only 12-box.

The best thing one can say is, if £35,000 goes, it'll still be a better 11-box than Mark de Sousa's.

I got to eat lunch so I can't do any more stats right now.

I'll cover for you.

We're back.

Round 3 continued

Box 21 with Rob - £250

Banker time...