Laura's game today.

Noel talks about Phil's game, and we see repeats of his celebrating!

Very quick intro...

Please don't mock her voice again Noel.

Laura has Box 9 today.

Laura is a dog groomer from Glasgow. Noel talks to her in a really high voice, mocking her own! Her older sister, her mother and her boyfriend Robert are in the audience. She has a picture of her grooming a dog; she says she wouldn't like to a be a dog being groomed!

Here we go...

Oh dear, not another £300k+ round.

Round 1

Laura says 5 and 13 are her lucky numbers, and explains why; she is keeping both.

Box 3 with Kia - £3,000

Box 11 with Alan - £250,000

Laura really thought that was in her box. She's gutted. Noel says she needs to consider it to be a £100,000 game.

Box 19 with Marcus - £1

The tissues are out already. Noel tells Laura to watch her eyelashes! Some banter about the Edinburgh Zoo pandas ensues, somehow.

Box 12 with Joey - £50,000

Not doing very well, am I, says Laura. She says she's seen lots of games like this lately. Noel says it's not how you start, it's how you finish.

Some more banter with Dave about his tops!

Box 20 with Dave - 10p

Banker time...

The Banker talks about the Edinburgh pandas some more. He talks about how Laura inadvertently gave away her sister's age; he knows it, and is not going to reveal it.

Banker's offer:

£4,042

Banker making an age related offer I see.

Getting sick of the "My Robert" line now.

Much hilarity ensues! The Banker calls back, and says it looks more like £4,028! Laura says it's a good opening offer; she was hoping she'd win the £250,000, as it may have been the only confetti she'd ever get! Noel talks up the chance of getting Laura's boyfriend to propose!

Laura says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back...

Round 2

Noel runs us through the banter so far, including a pun from a pilgrim!

Box 18 with Pepe - £20,000

Box 16 with Mike - £100

Noel picks up on how Laura is scratching herself a lot!

Box 4 with newbie Lee - 50p

Banker time...

Noel and the Banker talk about how Lee looked terrified!

Banker's offer:

£6,500

Laura likes the Banker; she doesn't boo him when the others do.

Laura says:

NO DEAL

Sorry, bit late again! Stats and board coming up at 11 box.

Round 3

Laura would really like her boyfriend to propose. Noel asks him why he won't: he's just waiting for the right time. Again, Noel talks up the prospect of him doing it now! Both Noel and Laura encourage him to do so!

Box 6 with Wanda - £35,000

Oh no, a big hole there now, says Noel.

Box 17 with Kerrie - £1,000

Laura says it's OK.

Noel calls a break...

Did Wanda just say 'sex' before opening her box?

We're back...

Final box before the Banker...

Box 2 with Tommy - 1p

Banker time...

Noel tells Laura's boyfriend that Laura will be kissing a lot more men if he doesn't propose! The Banker says Laura's boyfriend is a wimp! We see a replay of what happened with Sammy and her partner on Sunday. The Banker won't do it today, as Sammy and her partner were going to marry anyway. He doesn't think Laura and her boyfriend will make it; he the makes another joke about Laura's sister's age!

Banker's offer:

£8,750

Stats at 11 box

Average: £18,778.64
Fair deal: £7,637.20
Volatility: 0.94
Board total: £206,565.00

Banker's offer:

£8,750





£5
£10
£50

£250
£500
£750


£5,000
£10,000
£15,000



£75,000
£100,000

I don't know about anyone else but if I was Robert, I would HATE to be called 'My Robert' all the time.

A 4x4? You won't get that with £8,750.

Noel quickly runs through Laura's ambitions, including eating a bagel at a Tiffany's restaurant, as she's an Audrey Hepburn fan! She also wants a 4x4. She makes Noel laugh by saying she doesn't want a 'sissy car'! Noel says Laura can do better than her boyfriend! But Laura still loves him; she'd rather him than someone who sits around online gaming all day.

Her family are asked for advice (on the offer, not her boyfriend! ): her mother says it's her game. Noel says Laura will have to go all the way if she loses the top two. Jainaba says she'll have to go for it if she wants a 4x4! Laura says she is a believer in OHO.

Laura says:

NO DEAL