Happy new year!

Joan Collins plays Deal today. Noel wishes everyone a "happy new year!" and talks about the other celebrity specials, showing flashbacks of them.

We get to see a video of Joan Collins and her friends who will be opening the boxes for her, accompanied by the song "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake...

A few minutes in and the banker has already called, he can't contain his excitement.
Apparently, he wasn't that excited for Jimmy Carr.

Joan says she is playing for a very personal charity. ("Shooting Star CHASE")

She chooses her ball at random, and it's...

BOX 22!

Off we go.

Round 1

Box 20 with Jennifer - £50

Decent start, shocking box opening.

Box 18 with Tonia - £10,000
Box 19 with Chucky - £15,000
Box 2 with Jane - £5
Box 21 with Hazel - £1,000

Banker time!

The Banker says he named his horse and his dog after 2 of Joan's films!

Banker's offer:

£8,500

Joan quickly (forgetting to ask for the question ) says: No deal.

Noel calls a break!

And we're back! The charity Joan is playing for is called "Shooting Star CHASE". It's a children's hospice which doesn't get any help from the government and needs millions of pounds a year to keep going. You can find out more here.

http://www.shootingstarchase.org.uk/

Round 2

Box 17 with Karen - 10p
Box 6 with Michael - £750

Bit of banter with Noel about "crinkley bottom".

Box 16 with Ivan -£20,000

Banker time...

Some saucy pictures of Joan are put up on the board...

Banker's offer:

£11,750

Even less unlikely that we will get a pre 8-box deal in the celebrity shows.

After some advice from the wingers, Joan says NO DEAL!

Noel calls a break.

Welcome back.

Round 3

Box 8 with Percy (Joan's husband) - £100,000

Someone shouts "It's still a great board!"

Box 7 with Paul - £250,000
Box 14 with Tara - £3,000

The banker calls.

Banker's offer:

£900

Joan says that the offer is insulting.

The banker has now dropped the offer to:

Banker's offer:

£400!

Joan says: No deal.

Just tuned in, but have been following on here. Pretty average game so far.

Round 4

Box 1 with Scott - £10
Box 10 with Oli - £5,000

The big money is looking very vulnerable now...

Box 3 with Susie - £100

"Don't give me any of that!"

"He must be really ugly, fat and horrible."

The audience seem a lot more involved in these celeb shows.

The banker calls Lisa Maxwell to the phone!

She gives the banker a piece of her mind, greeted by applause from the pilgrims... Although the banker says he doesn't have a heart.

The banker says he would give Joan an "extremely large pudding" for dinner.

After lots of pointless chat, the banker finally gives his offer and it's...

Banker's offer:

£10,000

I'd want low 5-figures on this board.

£10k - debatable either way here.

Now, £10,000 is a good offer! Nothing wrong with a deal here at all.