You cannot expect anything near that to be offered after those rounds.

We're back

Round 3

Noel talks about how Bert is getting a new wet-room and his cleaners talk about how they've tried to help!

10 - Waraporn - £100

11 - Lloyd - £1

Bert talks about his parachuting ambitions!

12 - Joyce - £10

Joyce says she once had hypnosis and pretended to be under, and did silly things!

Banker time

I wasn't saying the offer should be that high. I was merely pointing out how bad the offer was in comparison to it.

Looks like we could have another one box at a time at five box.

Bert says

NO DEAL

But the mean is not all that is important, also what has been taken out and what remains.

Round 4

13 - Leo - 10p

14 - Paulina - £50,000

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

15 - Kate - £3,000

Banker time

A measly £556 increase?!

Well we all know one box at a time is about to happen.

Bert says that's nice of him. Noel talks about how Bert tells Noel to ask him "a" question, rather than "the" question, so he's tempted to ask him anything!

Bert says

NO DEAL

A disappointing round. So do not want him to win the 1p.

Need I remind you that he took out the £50K in that round?

Round 5

16 - Steph - £750

17 - Gary - £100,000

18 - Lorraine - £35,000

Banker time

And I'm getting out of here before the inevitable backlash occurs..........

Happy new year everyone!!!

Bert says he's only ever won one thing and that was an ashtray, and he doesn't smoke! The banker says someone will end up crying at the bottom of the stairs.

Banker's offer:

£750 + an ashtray

It's been a good game banter-wise but the offers haven't given him much to think about. Really hoped that round would give him a decision...

I decided not to watch despite hearing it was a cracker, I think I made the right decision gameplay-wise as there's been essentially no gameplay opportunities whatsoever yet.