This is where I sometimes do the recap of the week, but I can't really remember any of the games, so I won't bother. We'll just get straight to the action...

In fact, I'll type out the intro before it's aired -


Edmonds walks out onto the studio floor and speaks favourably of Marion. A clip of her game is shown, probably. Edmonds rounds it off by saying it was an OPW (or 'Banker Spanking' if you want to use idiot terms like that).

Enough chatter, we reveal who's playing today...


JASON

Jason dressed as a clown once and ran in this attire. He has a place in the Gunniess World of Records for this effort.

We are shown a picture of the family.

Box 9 was chosen at random before the game began and this gets confirmed. Lucky, I was worried that it was forced upon him.

That was a quick opening round!

Rich (Box 4) - 10p


Ben (Box 10) - £75,000

I thought it might be Ben playing today. Shame it wasn't.


Joyce (Box 12) - Blue


Harrison (Box 22) - Another blue


Paulina the newbie (Box 22) - £1,000

Indeed. The quickest for a few weeks.

Very quick round, I couldn't keep up. Suck.

Banker banter, then banker gushing.

£10,000


No-one deals the first offer, so let's just submit this quick, NO DEAL


BREAK TIME !

£1 and £750, to be precise!

£12,000?! That's quite a good offer!

Now, £14,000?! That's very generous!

The offer was increased to £12,000.

This still gets no dealt.

If he deals, buy me a drink.

Looks like we may have another cautious player...

The Banker is trying to get to the player already!... though £14,000 is a very good offer.

£14,000 is just under half the mean for that board!

£14,000 now. They're doing this deliberately


I'm trying to hold a conversation here, and he keeps increasing the airtime !!


This, again, gets declined. It'll come after the break, but it'll be declined all the same.

£14,000 is an insanely generous offer having just taken out £75k. However, this is dragging on a bit much.

Would DE be dealing at £14,000? Wouldn't be surprised.

Jason holds the world record for running a marathon dressed as a clown. Takes all sorts.


Round 2:


Lucia (Box 19) - £5


Ria (Box ?) - £50

Never seen a game as quicker paced as this


Some chatter about a smelly lady on the train.


Mark (Box ?) - I dunno, it crashed. Was it blue ?

Mark had £15,000.

£16,000 is the offer. Some clown-ish balloons are on the pound table.


£15,000 was in Mark's box.


The offer is declined.


Time for another break ! Yep. Inabit.

Second break at 20 past... looks like we are going to have something "extra" done in the show later.

I hope not, I hate ''bonus offers'' and that sh*t.

Round 3:


Bert (Box 18) - £10


Sarah (Box 21) - £100,000


Jason wants to climb up Mount Kilimanjaro. We once visited an orphanage in that area in 2009 and wants money to help them out.


Russ (Box 15) - £250