Chris's game today.

Noel has a warning for the wings, and has an amazing revelation to make. He says that something happened in Michael's game when part way through his game, Michael suddenly got a sharp pain in his leg which no one knew how happened.

Chris has box 1 today.

Chris is a self-employed hairdresser. Noel talks about the joke a day that Chris has been doing everyday, and Chris gives us another joke for today. Chris has her son, daughter and friend in the audience for support today. Noel asks Chris's son how if feels to be unplanned, and Noel tells how Chris became pregnant after her husband had a vasectomy and her son was a nice surprise. Chris has a red box for the Banker which contains a survival kit for him during Chris' game.


Here we go...

Round 1

2 - £250 Jackie

10 - £10,000 Cynthia

Lily next, and Noel asks her if she does any farming now, but Lily just replies with a quick No

4 - £5 Lily

14 - 50p Greg

6 - £50 Brian

Banker time

Look at that says Noel. Noel congratulates the Banker on his use with the blowpipe in Michael's game when he hit him in the leg. The Banker thanks Chris for her gift, and thinks Chris could be a dark horse

Banker's offer:

£11,000

Chris says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

Come on, let's hit the Banker on the bottom today!!!

That hasn't happened for a week and a half...

AARGH!!!!

We're back

Round 2

Newbie Jim next, and he hates to be called James, so Noel asks James to open the box!

5 - £250,000 Newbie Jim

21 - £10 Rich

12 - £1,000 Leo

Banker time

You kind of took your time there, kestral...

And it's a stick... fancy that.

That is an incredible stick says Noel.

Chris says

NO DEAL

A mention of the Apprentice there... this game would have been recorded just before the announcement that Nick Hewer was to host Countdown, wouldn't it?

Sure you have the most brilliant memory, Noel...

Round 3

Irene next, and Chris says that she is her partner in crime and they was doing an impression of Noel back at the hotel last night, and then she does her impression of Noel doing his intro to the show The Banker calls and asks if Noel has ever seen The Apprentice

16 - £75,000 Irene

13 - £20,000 Casey

Wendy next, and Noel says that her average box is £64,000 since she has been on the show, and she has only had 4 blues.

9 - 10p Wendy

Banker time

Noel calls a break before we hear from the Banker...

Computer and forum decided to start playing up and wouldn't load from me

Uh, kestral?

I hate to be picky here - but you could have simply edited your post on that last round, replacing "Banker time" with "Noel calls a break..."

Oh I see.

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Just noticed that there's a new More4 logo...

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We're back

Banker time

The Banker says it was a quality intro by Chris, and after 6 years it was finally good to see it done properly. He says that Chris has given him a dilemma as there is something about Chris that is giving him a quandary.

Banker's offer:

£11,000

Hmmm, another stick...

But with four bigger, very worth going on.