Elvis's game today.

Noel wonders if there's something going on on the wings; he says it's not as easy to stand behind the boxes as it seems. He runs through some of the mistakes the wingers have made.

He had a box yesterday. Hopefully that means he wins a lot today.

Elvis has Box 22 today.

Elvis Achilefu is a personal trainer from London. He is from Cameroon originally; he lost his mum age nine, and his dad at sixteen. He came to England with his brother, and he talks about his work. He has a photo of him age nine and his uncle, and another of him and his wife on their wedding day. He then tells the story of how he met his wife, and how he was not supposed to meet her in the first place! His late mum was a big Elvis Presley fan!

Here we go...

Round 1

Box 9 with Elaine - £100

Box 17 with Charlton - £750

Box 3 with Aqsa - £75,000

Box 8 with Gary - £35,000

Box 7 with Kim - £500

Banker time...

The Banker asks Elvis if he is lonesome tonight!

Banker's offer:

£4,000

Elvis says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

A below-par start, but not a horrible one.

We're back...

Round 2

Box 13 with Gail - 1p

Noel points out that the 1p kiss is not meant to be the start of a relationship! He says it was a Gail warning!

Box 10 with Mark - £20,000

Shakira next, and Noel says she is the unhealthiest player in Deal history!

Box 6 with Shakira - £1,000

Banker time...

Noel says the people in Elvis's local pub thought he was a notable footballer!

Banker's offer:

£9,500

Elvis says he'll definitely be the first male 250k winner. He then talks about what he'll do with his winnings.

Elvis says

NO DEAL

Round 3

Box 18 with David - £50

Box 5 with Daphne - £3,000

Noel calls a break...

Fake bravado is good for a laugh - we'll see how the Banker responds to it at 11-box. This is an interesting configuration so far, and there will probably be one massive decision in this game.

We're back...

Noel says Elvis would like his own gym for people with difficulties.

Final box before the Banker...

Box 12 with Clare - £50,000

Banker time...

Bloody hell, Elvis has the same dream that I do! :O

Exactly how many of the 4 QM winners made a big deal about winning the QM pre 11-box?

now now! Tell that to Noel who continues to talk about the death box.

Anyway, hes been very quiet on the wings and always had tiny ones. Does that mean a big p5 in his box ! Sense hes a 8 or 5 box dealer.

You got a big gap now, says Noel. The Banker says a lot of men talk about the 250k, but they're just trying to make the Banker give them big offers.

Banker's offer:

£16,000

Elvis gets advice from the wings.

Elvis says

NO DEAL

And here's the big decision KP talked about. Virtual coinflip of keeping both of the top 2 to 8-box and there's still 5 low blues there.

I might be gone here.

With nothing else above £15k bar the top two, and the Banker likely to play up at any moment - I'm Dealing.

The forum comments would just be the icing on the cake.