Craig's game today.

Noel says he'd normally tell us about all the players on a Sunday show, but he says he'll tell us about just one player who was rejected by her parents at birth and adopting wasn't so easy at the time, so she was brought up by wolves! Noel says as a result, her communication skills are limited to howling, and he talks about her invention achievements since World War 2, including the hi-vis jacket! Noel says her latest achievement is the hi-vis wig, and he says he's talking about Joycey.

Craig has box 13.

Craig is a customer service advisor, and Noel says that sounds dull and Craig agrees it is! Craig says he'd like to do something different and would like to run his own bar. Craig has a New Zealand money note with him, and he says he'd like to buy his sister a drink with it, as she lives in NZ. We get to see a pic of him with his daughter, and he introduces us to his girlfriend who's in the audience.

Here we go...

Round 1

Craig doesn't have a system. Woody first, and Noel says he looks like he's burst through a tablecloth.

3 - Woody - £10,000

9 - Nick - £100,000

22 - Petra - £15,000

Craig spots that Tony has a blue shirt on!

10 - Tony - £75,000

"OH CRAIG" shouts Noel. Craig says a lot of the good games recently started badly and finished well.

4 - Smah - £50

Banker time

Craig says he's not down and out yet.

Craig says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break.

We're back

Round 2

Craig goes for Sheila, and Noel says she's had the £250k four times now!

21 - Sheila - £3,000

20 - Katie - £20,000

Noel comments on how only 1 blue has been taken out.

Craig notices that David's wearing a blue shirt!

8 - David - 10p

Banker time

The banker gets Noel to wipe some lipstick from Craig's face. Noel says he and Craig could run a bar together in Brighton, and he says that'd go down well, and he kisses Craig.

Banker's offer:

£4,000

Craig says

NO DEAL

Round 3

2 - Andy - £50,000

12 - Tammie - £250

Noel calls a break and Craig reads a poem...

This game is going to go to the end if £250k goes and/or the Banker presumes Craig will be cowardly...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel talks to newbie John.

11 - newbie John - 1p

Banker time

Noel tells Craig to think about this offer, as it could be the most perfect offer to make Craig leave and make it work.

Banker's offer:

£7,000

Craig says he's thinking that every game has a twist where the game suddenly shifts, and he thinks he's about to take out blues. Mark says he knows what Craig's after, but he tells Craig to think what £7k would do for him, and he says he'd like to take his daughter to New Zealand.

Craig says

NO DEAL

Round 4

19 - Jess - £35,000

14 - Sam - £10

Noel calls a break...

An absolute one-box game now...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

17 - Neil - £1,000

Banker time

(Remember Doreen got a £20k offer on 7 blues & £250k!)

Well, I know what Mark would say...