Boo Hoo. Good to see squandering is still rife after all these years. At least we were spared an excruciating sob-story (though maybe I missed it when I temporarily nodded off waiting for the game to start - it was nearly 5.15 before we even got to open a box!) and despite the glacial pace of the game things did eventually start to get interesting.

Still I knew it wouldn't last long as did the Banker. Nobody has any guts whatsoever and one paltry offer later it was all over. Talk about lambs to the slaughter. I'll never understand how anyone can deal with the £250k still on the board but by any standards this was pretty feeble.

And an hour is far too long for the show. It absolutely dragged by.