Fred's game today.

Noel says there's some big news, and he says Jacky's finally paid for her funeral! He says Roman is a professional in depressing people, and says Glenda went to Kenya to see Maasai tribes, and he says why did she bother when there's one on the other wing!

Fred has box 4.

Fred is from Wrexham and is a carpet-fitter. Fred shows a photo of him with a wrecked car after he'd been doing some banger-racing! He also shows a pic of their holiday destination last year, and he introduces us to his girlfriend in the audience.

Here we go...

Round 1

Fred has no system, although he explains he was going to prepare one.

5 - Max - £5

3 - Boniface - £50,000

Noel makes fun of the way Fred's legs work, and he asks Noel if he's jealous!

13 - Boo - £10,000

2 - Candi - £75,000

16 - Barnaby - £250

Noel has some banter with Barnaby about where he lives in London.

Banker time

The banker comments on how Fred hasn't bothered to shave today, and the banker says he sympathises! He says Fred walks like the men in The Great Escape when they have all the soil in their pockets.

Banker's offer:

£4,250

Noel talks about the possibility of Fred and his girlfriend getting married, and Fred's girlfriend remains silent.

Fred says

NO DEAL

Noel says Fred is weird, and he calls a break...

That's not nice of Noel to call Fred weird. I'd hate to think what he'd call me then.

We're back

Round 2

Noel talks about carpet-fitters using glue, and he thinks inhaling glue fumes has affected Fred!

Jade next, and Noel asks her to do a dance move, but she just shuffles along the wing with her box.

6 - Jade - 10p

Newbie Chris next, and Noel has some banter with him about famous people who have lived where he lives!

21 - newbie Chris - £50

Noel says Fred's scary eyes are disturbing everyone!

11 - Cindi - £1,000

Banker time

The banker says he thinks there's something in the water, and he makes fun of Chris's comments about Florence Nightingale singing.

Banker's offer:

£9,000

Fred's girlfriend says the offer is really good, but doesn't say much else!

Fred says

NO DEAL

Round 3

12 - Jie - £500

22 - Alphonso - £5,000

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel talks about the large height difference between Fred and his girlfriend!

15 - Ken - £100

Banker time

The banker says he's confident that Fred knows how to read the board.

Banker's offer:

£17,500

Max asks Fred what he wants to do with the money, and he doesn't say anything! So Noel tells everyone that Fred wants to upgrade their camper-van, pay off the mortgage, get a new car and help the family.

Fred says

NO DEAL

Round 4

7 - Glenda - £20,000

14 - Andrew - 1p

17 - Jacky - £10

Banker time

The banker says he has to get this offer absolutely right.

Banker's offer:

£26,000

I did think it would be old faithful. Still a strong board, of which it's very worth another round.

Noel talks about the power of the banker's "governor" offer.

Fred says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Round 5

Noel talks about how he used to ask for the board to be taken away so people didn't get money fever.

1 - Debbie - £15,000

20 - Roman - £35,000

9 - Charlotte - £3,000

Banker time