Emma's game today.

Noel says there are very interesting times at the moment in the Dream factory, as the wins have been going up and down like a yo-yo, and it has produced a couple of games lately where both the last 2 players have got their timings wrong and left too soon.

I'm sorry. Rob left too SOON, did he? Let's just ignore all the really good offers he turned down on a volatile board then, Noel.

Noel shows once again that no matter how bad the game gets, he'll just go over it again and again

Anyways, Emma needs to pull out something huge here to keep Noel quiet

Emma has box 5 today.

Emma comes from Ugly, and says she loves the fact she comes from Ugly, and jokes about some of the names of clubs in the village. Emma jokes about her sweaty armpits! Emma says she likes playing poker but doesn't play for money and plays for nuts, Noel says they have 'Cash'ews she can win today We get to see a family picture of Emma's.

Noel does the housekeeping and Emma tells him she gets bored very quickly

Here we go...

Round 1

8 - £35,000 Darren

Emma asks Noel if he likes her dress, and he jokes with her that he thinks it is awful

4 - £50,000 Danny

16 - £750 Ovie

Emma tells Noel that he needs to clap and enjoy himself as well, then Noel asks how much Emma's dress cost! She says it cost £40, and he tells her she should come out shopping with him!

20 - £10 Cedelle

21 - £10,000 Harry

Banker time

When Noel manages to annoy both of us (with our different views of gameplay) with his intro, he must be doing something wrong.

The Banker says that Emma couldn't live anywhere more ironic

Banker's offer:

£5,000

Not one of the best rounds but still okay

Emma starts to pick box 12 next, and her boyfriend tells her she has to wait for question first!!

Emma says

NO DEAL

Round 2

12 - £250 Paul

Noel examines Emma's shoes and doesn't think they look clean enough and starts cleaning them with Vicks! Emma says she really wants to smell her shoes now, but she has her lucky socks on so can't! Noel says we will have to see her socks after the break!

9 - £3,000 Dai

Noel calls a break...

Heh, I was expecting £40 on the end of the opening offer after that banter about her dress...

If the next box is blue it's a reasonable board.

Should be good if a blue goes next

We're back
Last box before the Banker

10 - £20,000 Keeley

Banker time

Emma won't show us her socks as that box was red! The Banker asks what Noel has against Emma, as Noel can't connect with the younger generation like he can

Banker's offer:

£8,000

Emma says

NO DEAL

Round 3

3 - £50 newbie Haj

Noel tells Emma to get her boots off as we have had a blue now, and Emma reveals her long red socks wioth stars on

7 - 50p Dennis

19 - 1p Linda

Banker time

The Banker is enjoying it when Emma lays into Noel and has a go at him The Banker says he is feeling a bond with Emma as she wrote out his father's day card.

Banker's offer:

£13,500

£13,500 isn't bad but not quite enough to deal for me.

That's good that is says Emma. Emma asks everyone what she should do. Noel turns to her boyfriend who says it is a good offer, but she still has a good board and should keep positive.

Emma says

NO DEAL

Round 4

Noel asks if Emma is going to Maria next, and she says yes she will, but if it is a bad box it is all his fault!

11 - £75,000 Maria

22 - £5,000 Laura

Noel calls a break...