Joyce's game today.

Noel says he loves the show as we're always reminding everyone about the value of money, and he says we saw that with Dave's game yesterday. He says dreams come in many shapes and sizes and he runs through some of the dreams of the contestants on the wings.

Joyce has box 9.

Joyce can't stop laughing as she takes her place at the pound table! She is from Bristol and she says she's been dying to meet Noel! She has a lot of stuff with her and she has an angel for Noel and another one for the banker. Joyce also has a load of lucky charms on a keyring with her! We get to see some pics of her husband and she says he calls her Mrs. Noel Edmonds!

Here we go....

Round 1

Joyce asks the audience for lots of clapping when she pulls out good boxes.

11 - Kevin - £50

19 - Kim - £15,000

4 - Chris - 10p

Joyce can't stop laughing and she says Davey is her boyfriend and Justin gives her a phone call each morning but nothing else!

10 - Davey - £3,000

Joyce now points to Emiliana and explains that she set got her and Davey together.

8 - Emiliana - £1

Banker time

Round One Stats

Mean: £32,212.68
Median: £1,000
Absolute Balance: 16
Significant Balance: 10/17, 3
Fair Deal: £12,839.52
Volatility: 0.84

Off to a very good start!

The banker says he wants Joyce to be Mrs. Banker, and she asks how far he'll take her. She says she'd like to go to a safari park in Kenya!

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Joyce says that's a nice offer but she doesn't want to go home yet!

Joyce says NO DEAL

Round 2

2 - Yaser - £100,000

13 - Jean - £250,000

7 - Jo - Noel gets Joyce to call a break.

Flippin 'eck! I was expecting Jean today rather than Joyce - but in a way given her box contents and the fact she seems really cautious, she'd have got a terrible guilt-trip!

This game is hilarious BTW, but doesn't look like big money at the moment.....

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel says he's never seen someone so happy at taking out the £100k and the £250k!

7 - Jo - 1p

Banker time

Round Two Stats

Mean: £14,115.39
Median: £875
Absolute Balance: 6
Significant Balance: 5/14, 0
Fair Deal: £6,285.88
Volatility: 0.61

Horrid round there...

Joyce makes a strange "oooh ahhhh" noise. The banker says that was a round of extraordinary contrast. He was going to offer £1,000 before the 1p came out.

Banker's offer:

£5,000

Joyce says she'd love to squeeze Noel!!!

Joyce says NO DEAL

Round 3

16 - Becca - £75,000

Noel says Joyce almost had the worst round possible.

6 - Caroline - £100

17 - Clive - £5

Banker time

Round Three Stats

Mean: £11,137.32
Median: £1,000
Absolute Balance: 8
Significant Balance: 3/11, 0
Fair Deal: £5,609.63
Volatility: 0.69

Not the best board ever, but at least it's stable...

Joyce admits that she often shouts at the TV when she watches the show! Noel asks her if she has a favourite game and she says Bingo.

Banker's offer:

£5,000

Joyce says "that ain't on". She then calls Noel a blue eyed devil.

Joyce says NO DEAL

Round 4

Justin now but Joyce calls him Jason.

20 - Justin - £35,000

3 - Eddie - 50p

Joyce gets a hug from Eddie and then a hug from Noel.

Joyce calls a break so she can have more hugs from Noel.

Davey pops up with Emiliana and Linda feeding him grapes in an advert for Love Week from next Monday.

We're back

Last box before the Banker.

15 - Gaz - £5,000

Banker time

Joyce says she won't know what the offer is until the banker tells her! The banker teases Noel about being in there with Joyce.

Banker's offer:

£6,500

Joyce says no, she wants more than that - Give her the £20k and she'll go!!

The banker phones back and says he listened.

NEW Offer!

Banker's offer:

£6,520