David's game today.

Noel says this is a cold era for the show. No he's not talking about the weather, he's talking about how the boxes aren't going well for the players and the banker is loving it, as we saw with Bel's game yesterday....

David has box 21.

David is a district nurse from Derby. He says he likes his job, and the gorier the better. Noel talks about how wounds are sometimes treated with maggots, and David explains what the maggots do! Noel gets a little bowl out of the pound table and says there are maggots in it. He then trips over and throws them over the audience, before revealing the bowl had rice in it.

We get to see a pic of David's mum and dad, and a pic of the nurses he works with. His dad (who's also called David!) and his girlfriend are in the audience.

Here we go...

Round 1

David says he doesn't mind a little gamble and will give the banker a really hard time......

2 - Shell - 10p

19 - Harold - 1p

Noel gets Harold to give David an elaborate 1p kiss.

6 - Chris - £15,000

Mark now and Noel does an impression of his accent. Mark says Noel needs a nurse.

9 - Mark - £250

3 - Dave - £500

Banker time

The banker says David's a bit girly because he's a nurse and not a doctor! He asks if he needs to hold their handbags today!! Noel has a go at the banker so he tries changing tactics...

Banker's offer:

£14,000

David says that's a lot of money.

David says NO DEAL

Round 2

Jean says David could deliver her babies any day.

16 - Jean - £50,000

11 - Ben - £75,000

Noel comments on how David keeps taking out pairs of values, and he gets David to call a break...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

15 - Nat - £1

Banker time

Noel says the banker is in a shocking mood today. The banker says his lawyer has told him to publicly apologise for saying nursing is a girly job!

Banker's offer:

£9,000

The banker tells David to deal but not to spend the money on chocolates, shoes, perfume, books and jewellery!

David says NO DEAL

Round 3

20 - Courtney - £100

17 - Debbie - £750

13 - Matt - £3,000

Banker time

Noel says that was a great round. The banker says the money will do the talking now.

Banker's offer:

£18,000

Noel says he thinks the money is shouting! David says it's massive cash.

David says NO DEAL

Round 4

Noel says he feels this is the pivotal round.

14 - Tom - £1,000

10 - Beth - £100,000

Noel calls a break

We're back

Last box before the Banker

David talks about how he'd like to give something back to his parents for the support they've given him over the years...

8 - Al - £50

Banker time

The banker says the board is exposed, and he wants to shock David with this offer. Noel says the banker is never under any obligation to offer anything.

Banker's offer:

£9,000

David says that's a shock. Noel says that's not the offer!

Banker's offer:

£21,500

Noel says David is still on course to win £250k. David's dad says David was brought up to think for himself, so he's not influencing the game. David pushes him and he says he'd have another go but David's girlfriend says she'd take this!

David says DEAL

Round 5 (proveout)

David reveals he had an absolute target of £21,000. Noel says we want to prove now that David hasn't blown it...

1 - Dawn - £250,000

David jumps about and shouts "COME ON!" Noel congratulates him for sticking to his plan.

4 - newbie Yaser - £10

12 - Mo - £35,000

Banker time

Noel says David has won and that is just fabulous! He tells the banker that the nurse is getting ready to spank him! The banker's butler Pennyworth is on the phone as the banker's had a seizure and no nurse will treat him.

Banker's offer would've been:

£3,000

Round 6 (proveout)

22 - Tracey - £20,000

18 - Glenda - £5

7 - Laura - £10,000

Banker time with 50p and £5,000 remaining

Some can moan waiting for £50,000+ plus wins but Spanking The Banker in brilliant form today proved you don't have to win massive to produce a great show/result.