Laura's game today.

Noel says what a way to start the week, after the banker was spanked by Cal yesterday... Noel says the banker's ego has been spanked and not his bum!

Laura has box 18.

Laura is a clerical assistant and speaks about her job. She explains she has 2 grandparents who live next to each other, and they are very different from each other - one is a gambler and one isn't!

She has a soft toy with her which is called Harold, and Noel asks if it's named after King Harold and the Battle of Hastings, but Laura's never heard of him She wants money to get a mobility scooter for her grandparents.

Here we go...

Laura has no system but has some numbers she wants to keep.

3 - Hassan - £5,000

19 - Ginge - 50p

Noel says the east wing are miserable but realises he meant to say west wing

1 - David - £15,000

14 - Owain - £250

15 - Paul - £50

Banker time

Laura says she's heard the banker sounds sexy! The banker knows Laura won't take the 1st offer so he's going to make this educational.

Banker's offer:

£1,066 + a compass

Laura tries to work out what 1066, and she eventually works out it's the year of the Battle of Hastings. Noel can use the compass to tell the difference between east and west...

Laura says NO DEAL

Noel says that was a bizarre opening offer.

20 now, but Laura changes her mind

10 - Lillian - £100

She goes back to 20 now!

20 - Sarah - £10,000

Noel gets Laura to call a break and she pretends to do Noel's intro

I've now added in the bits I missed at the start.

We're back

16 - Carol - 10p

Banker time

The banker says Laura is like honey-covered candy-floss, as it makes you puke

Banker's offer:

£10,066

Laura says that's a class offer...

Laura says NO DEAL

8 - Debs - £250,000

6 - Roy - £750

Noel talks about newbie Rio and how he could have £1,000 and talks about Rio Grand...

5 - Rio - £75,000

Laura says that's alright!

Banker time

Laura says she had to take those out at some point. The banker thinks Laura could be a banker, and she says she'd offer £26,000 here. The banker says she's FIRED

Banker's offer:

£3,000

Laura says NO DEAL

2 - Aurora - £500

12 - Dan - £3,000

Noel asks Laura to call another break but she wants him to call it! She analyses her game and Noel calls the break...

We're back

Noel says Laura is sweet and someone in the audience gave Noel a mint sweet...

21 - Terry - £10

Banker time

Noel gets confused and thinks the phone's ringing when it's not Noel says the banker has never done this before...

Banker's offer:

£8,000

If Laura lets the banker have her soft toy called Harold, the offer will be

Banker's offer:

£16,000

He'll then cut Harold's head off!

Gary tells Laura to say goodbye to Harold. Laura says she doesn't know what to do! She says she rang her dad yesterday and pretended she'd played her game and won £16,000!

Laura says NO DEAL

Noel shouts "THE DUCK LIVES".

7 - Gary - £50,000

Laura says it's alright...

9 - Lucy - £1

4 - Roli - £100,000

Banker time

Oh bother !!

Laura says she's seen worse 5-box boards than this...

Banker's offer:

£5,000