Olivia's game today.

Noel says how interesting Dan's game was yesterday as he dealt at the 3rd offer and it turned out to be a banker spanking... he says it's 5 months since someone dealt at the 3rd offer.

(Think Noel's wrong there again )

Noel also says how the banker put £250 behind the bar last night at the hotel...

Olivia has box 7.

Olivia is shocked and thinks she looks a mess! She's retired from various medical professions. She's married to Peter and they recently celebrated their golden anniversary. She runs the local bingo and various trips and is very social. She wants to raise money today for her funeral! Noel asks when the funeral will be

We get to see some pics of Olivia's husband and their 4 grandchildren... she also has a card with her which has a box with a value in it but she doesn't know what is in the box! The card has box 7 on it, and she coincidentally has box 7! We'll get to see what the card's box has at the end of the show...

Here we go...

Olivia doesn't like the shoes she's got on, so Noel takes his boots off and lets Olivia wear them Noel wears Olivia's shoes...

8 - Pat - £1

17 - Jazmin - £10,000

Noel gets out the lucky hat for Olivia to wear as she's concerned about her hair

6 - Dot - £35,000

HUGE groans for that one...

13 - Michelle - £1,000

16 - newbie Jerry - £3,000

Banker time

The banker says it looks like Olivia is going fishing The banker talks about the coincidence with Olivia's card and box 7...

Banker's offer:

£4,000

Noel says that would be a great funeral!

Olivia says NO DEAL

Expect this to be a 14-box opening round with two non-offers to come.

Noel goes around the contestants to try and find a better pair of shoes to wear, and he wears Daniel's but they're too big for him

4 - Daniel - £100,000

"OH NO" shouts Noel, and Olivia asks to start again

20 - Matt - 10p

Noel gets Olivia to call a break

We're back

Noel says Daniel's boots make him walk like a 3 year old, so he goes off set to get some green wellies

12 - Nic - £500

Banker time

The banker thinks Olivia may have to cut her funeral costs.

Banker's offer:

£4,000

Olivia says it's good of him to stick. She's worried about the presence of the 1p.

Olivia says NO DEAL

9 - Calum - £10

18 - Irene - £15,000

Noel says we won't get out of the £4,000 zone at this rate! He thinks Olivia may get the same offer the whole game!

Olivia goes for 14 with Mark but he asks her if she's sure and she changes her mind...

19 - Ella - £20,000

Banker time

The banker liked what Noel said about the offer being £4,000 throughout!

Banker's offer:

£4,000

Noel's £4,000 comment was probably to make sure of a £4,000 non-offer at 11-box, to move the game along to eight-box.

Olivia says that's not fair as the banker's punishing her for not knowing what she's doing! Matt says this could be her lifeline and Noel makes chicken noises, and Matt says he was right yesterday and Noel was wrong She also gets reminded of the significance of number 7 and the card...

She says £4,000 is a good amount as she'd also like to take the family on safari. Noel says she could also have her funeral on the safari as a large animal could get her

Olivia says NO DEAL

14 - Mark - £100

11 - Cyril - £250,000

Noel says that wasn't a nice one! Olivia says her dream has gone now, and Noel asks her what she's talking about! She wants to find the 1p but finds it difficult as she can't see in the boxes

Noel calls a break

We're back

Olivia says she now wants the money for the safari rather than her funeral...

5 - Hardav - £50

Banker time

The banker says he's going to play some music to accompany the offer, and he pipes The Funeral March into the studio He says that marks the death of her game... he says when the current lot are cautious, it works out and when they gamble it doesn't work.

Banker's offer:

£1,500

Olivia gasps and says the banker is making her go on. Geena gives her some positive advice... Olivia asks for a quickie, and Noel says what in these boots

Olivia says NO DEAL

Olivia gets her quickie...

22 - Gail - 50p

16 - Geena - £5,000

Noel gets her to stand in front of the £50k & £75k on the board

3 - Des - £50,000

Banker time

The pressure to No Deal is reeking through even these text commentaries. Noel 'asks her what she's talking about' in a manner requiring an exclamation mark in the commentary, makes chicken noises at a member of the wings, and even resorts to Mark's Wakeyist logical fallacy...