David's game today.

Noel welcomes to a new week of life games, and he calls it that as he thinks that the show really reflects life...

David has box 4 today. David is a checkout assistant, and Noel tells us how David has had a tough life with lots of illness, and also really bad bullying when he was younger, which started out as mental bullying and then went onto very bad physical bullying!

We get to see some of David's photos, and one has him dressed up for Children in need. He also has 3 t-shirts, one for Noel, one for the Banker and one for himself, Gregg takes the Banker's T-shirt to deliver it to him...

David says he did have a system but he has forgotten it, and he can't go into the system for copyright reasons


Here we go....

Round 1

18 - 50p Sam

Noel talks about the new thing now where if Jenny finds the 1p then she has agreed to streak, and Noel says he has agreed to streak with her!!!

15 - 10p Terry

David tells Noel that Geraint is the new daddy of the group and he has brought in some new rules which include no singing on the bus in the morning

20 - £50 Geraint

21 - £5,000 Rita

Jenny next, and Noel tells her to get ready!!

16 - £1,000 Jenny

Banker time

A great start.

That was pretty good says Noel, and he asks the Banker if he had a good rest yesterday, and he replies he needed it as he has paid out quite a lot recently. The Banker thanks David for the t-shirt and says that his 16 pack is showing nicely The Banker reveals that David has blisters on his hands from clapping so much while on the wings, and he has a gift of a first aid kit for David The Banker tells the pilgrims that they should have applauded that gift and if they don't show more enthusiasm they will all need a first aid kit!!!


Banker's offer:

£9,000

David says

NO DEAL

4 of the hobo 5 before the break and none of the power 5 is a good sign

Next round

7 - £5 Patricia

6 - 1p Gaynor


Noel talks about the solid block of red that is still in play and then calls a break...

Well this is terrific!

We're back
Last box before the Banker
Noel reveals that David would like to take driving lessons if he wins a nice sum of money today,

22 - £750 Leeanne

Banker time

Noel tells David to be careful with the speed of his clapping

Banker's offer:

£11,500

£11,500? No Deal, and make the most of the board

That is a very good offer says David, however he also says he has a dirty big chunk of red

David says

NO DEAL

Next round

13 - £10 Adie

Noel says he is liking this, and thinks that it is a very good idea that he copyrights his system, and then offers a partnership

12 - £10,000 Allan

10 - £1 Jane

Banker time

It's a quite frighteningly good 14-box board. You couldn't ask for any better than this.

Same at 11-box too. This is exceptional - I'd want £26k to even consider dealing this, and I'd realistically want something in the thirties.

Well that's golden luck. I hope he doesn't deal this next offer what ever it is, or it's up there with richard.

20k?? amazing board

Noel suggests that they start selling David's system in Europe and then says that David should go off on his driving lessons and he will look after the money side of things

The Banker is starting to worry that the picture of David dressed up also has the independent adjudicator dressed up as well

Banker's offer:

£15,000

15k? No Deal. The power 7 is just too good for that offer.

The Banker is probably right to check that he's an absolute targetist here. If he proves that he isn't with a decisive No Deal, the next offer can be much more generous. If he goes on, but shows enough doubt that he's clearly only swayed by the Acceptable Deal Point of 8-box, the next offer can be even stingier.

Oh he's not even offered the Rock. Diabolical play. £20k was the obvious offer there, stingy as it still is.