John's game today.

Noel welcomes us all to another day at the dream factory, and says we are running out of chaps, as there are only 4 left now!! He runs through how many shows they have each done, and thinks that Robin is the favourite today. James gets a mention for his horrible game yesterday...

Hmmm I thought it would be Robin but I'm not surprised it's John. Let's just hope another shortrunner doesn't have a cr*p game.

John has box 10 today. John Moby from Essex, and Noel has a pop at John for what he is wearing, and John replies that he didn't think he would be playing today. John reveals he was in the army until he was kicked out, and then became a builder. John shows us a picture of his partner, and tells us that she and in fact everyone calls him by his surname Moby...

John says he is going to tan the backside of the banker and it's about time he paid out a nice wedge


Here we go...

Round 1

2 - £750

1 - 50p

This is a contrast to yesterday says Noel

17 - £1,000

5 - 10p

8 - £50

Banker time

Here's hoping!

yeah he's great like his attitude!

What a start says Noel, and a contrast to yesterday. The banker says he hasn't understood a single word that John has said so far!! Noel asks if he watches Eastenders


Banker offers

£9,500

Jon is a legend and a psycopath to boot! I'm loving the insults, 'Innit' 'Little and large' 'Cushions' and that guy in the audience with a funny laugh

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £9,500
Mean: £33,168.59
Offer (%): 28.64%
Fair Deal: £14,468.24
Volatility: 0.80
Redometer: 24

Board
1p
£1
£5
£10
£100
£250
£500
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

That's not a bad wedge says John, and he could buy a few pairs of socks with that

John says

NO DEAL

Next round

Noel asks John how he is picking the boxes, and he replies that he hasn't got a clue...

22 - £5

12 - £5,000

Noel starts to compare John's board at the moment to Daniel's board, he then calls a break...

cmon me baby love john

him john him

We're back and it's viewer competition time...

Today is box 2 with £10,000


Back to the game....

Last box before the banker...

3 - £500

Banker time

John calls out 13, and Noel asks what about it!!! John then asks if he has chosen 3 The banker says he doesn't feel like laughing at the moment...


Banker offers

£17,500

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £17,500
Mean: £39,882.93
Offer (%): 43.88%
Fair Deal: £19,390.97
Volatility: 0.81
Redometer: 30 (↑6)

Board
1p
£1
£10
£100
£250
£3,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

John says a lot of contestants would have loved to go away with that amount, and he then asks some audience members what they would do...


John says

NO DEAL

Next round

13 - £75,000

6 - £35,000

15 - £20,000

Banker time

That was an expensive round says Noel, and John replies that you have to expect a round like that at some point. The banker says that he is impressed that John carries his advanced years so well!!!!


Banker offers

£17,500

Youcher of a round!

Stats after Round 3
Offer: £17,500
Mean: £38,941.91
Offer (%): 44.94%
Fair Deal: £14,998.57
Volatility: 1.40
Redometer: 8 (↓22)

Board
1p
£1
£10
£100
£250
£3,000
£10,000
£15,000
£50,000
£100,000
£250,000


Very nice of the banker to offer a stick after that round.

Well THAT was coming, but still a good game!