If the fourth 250k winner or the 39th 1p winner (or both!) are created during the Live shows, then Noel's ramblings to the players in the remaining pre-recorded shows will be outdated. What will they do then?

Very simple.

Re-edit them and then cut it out.

I guess they'll have to do some hasty editing.

EDIT: You beat me to it Mark.

Assuming there aren't any new members of each club created before the live shows start.

Something similar actually happened when someone won the 1p during the Christmas Star shows. I can't remember how they dealt with it though...

I've also wondered how many people would say it's a fix if someone happens to win the £250,000 during one of the live shows. Not on here, but on places like Twitter & Digital Spy.