Inspired by wondering how DoND could work if the Gambling Commission do force it into primetime, I came up with this: a 26-box board with £500k and £1m added in, along with two low blues (in fact the blues are identical to the Irish DoND, which was basically a 26-box extension to our version):

1p
5p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£25
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000
£500,000
£1,000,000

Standard international rules (6-5-4-3-2-1-1-1-1) apply. Anyone for a game?

Alright, I have time for this now.

Good stuff, KB! Let's see how we go. I'll let you choose your box, and also the six for round 1...

Well I'm gonna choose box 9 and we're gonna start with:

6, 21, 2, 13, 18 and 25

Alright, here's your opening round.

6 - £75,000! Not a good start, but only the fifth highest here.
21 - £500. More like it.
2 - £15,000. OK.
13 - £750. Nice!
18 - £35,000. Is that still a bad box to hit?
25 - £25! That isn't!

1p
5p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£50
£100
£250
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£20,000
£50,000
£100,000
£250,000
£500,000
£1,000,000

Banker's offer:

£15,000

Only the beginning of the game, so No Deal...I'm gonna go with

16, 10, 19, 24 and 26.

On we go...

16 - 10p! Very nice.
10 - £50,000! Leaves a hole...
19 - £1, another tiddler!
24 - £5, and another!
26 - £50! So four very good boxes in that round...

1p
5p
50p
£10
£100
£250
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£20,000
£100,000
£250,000
£500,000
£1,000,000

Banker's offer:

£35,000

Pretty good, I'll have to say No Deal though...so onto the next round with:

12, 4, 11 and 23.

Onto the next round, then:

12 - £100,000! Big hole to the big three, but they are the big, big three...
4 - £500,000! And there goes one!
11 - 50p, just what we needed!
23 - £5,000. So we survive in the end, and this is a terrifying position for player and Banker alike:

1p
5p
£10
£100
£250
£1,000
£3,000
£10,000
£20,000
£250,000
£1,000,000

One little nudge to try and get you out now, he says...

Banker's offer:

£38,000

Ouch, not the best of rounds, but I can recover from this...so No Deal.

Time to pull out my lucky number...7 along with 1 and 14.

Big point in the game, this:

7 - £250,000! My word, what a one-box game...
1 - £3,000, a safe red!
14 - £100! Relief!

What a decision this is going to be... two boxes to open, remember...

1p
5p
£10
£250
£1,000
£10,000
£20,000
£1,000,000

Banker's offer:

£42,000

Yikes! Didn't expect my lucky number to have the famous jackpot!

Hmm...with 2 boxes to open, I'm gonna take a gamble and say No Deal.

Boxes 8 and 15 next.

Big decision... the risk and the potential reward both huge on this configuration. Will the reward be coming?

8 - £1,000,000!! No it won't
15 - £1,000.

One box at a time now.

1p
5p
£10
£250
£10,000
£20,000

Banker's offer:

£4,200

Bugger!!!

Might as well go to the end now...no deal.

Box 17.

17 - £20,000! It gets worse.

1p
5p
£10
£250
£10,000

Banker's offer:

£2,100

Jesus...well it's time to call it quits...Deal!

Would've kept 22 to the end and gone with boxes 3, 20 and 5.

3 - £250

Banker's offer would've been:

£2,600

20 - 5p

Banker's offer would've been:

£3,500

5 - 1p

Banker's offer would've been:

£5,000

Your box had £10,000, box 22 had £10.

An OPL :O Thanks for playing anyway!

Absolutely horrible, does not bode well for when I play on the show for real someday