More than two years after Gag DoND was a 'hit' with 'many' people 'playing' the 'game', I'm back with a new streamlined version.

24 boxes divided into six groups of four:



The 'Blue Booster' multiplies all remaining 'blues' (£666 or less) by 100. However if it is in your box it is worth nothing. Similarly Instant Offer causes an offer to be made at once, which is quite useful at times, but again is worthless if in the box.

Please pick your box, Lewis. The number of boxes to the opening offer is determined by a roll of a virtual dice on random.org. Once there are seven or fewer boxes left, a virtual Belgian €2 coin will be flipped on random.org, heads being one box to open, tails 2.

Are you ready for the mayhem?

I am, and I'll have number 10 please.

Not chosen randomly this time.

5 to open in round 1.

Using random.org to pick the boxes now.

15
9
23
1
24 please.

15 - CAR. We'll see which car in a second...
9 - £300! Would have actually been good to keep that with the Blue Booster!
23 - £400. And again!
1 - Holiday to Australia. OK...
24 - £120,000!

Now bear in mind the next offer could be in one or six boxes' time...

Banker's offer:

£6,300

No deal.

ONE to open!

Revised offer! (He can do this at any point when one-to-open comes up on the die.)

Banker's offer:

£12,600

Better offer but no deal.

Box 12.

12 - Charity Shop Shirt! You won't be looking like Noel any time soon!



And you're not going to be a gambler like Noel either, the Banker insists...

Banker's offer:

£17,000

A 6-box round would be quite nasty but no deal.

You're not getting a six-box round.

You're getting a five-box one...

Ouch...

# 8
# 22
# 2
# 19
# 3

8 - 4p! That's what we want to see!
22 - £500...
2 - Gymnastics Lesson With Igor!
19 - INSTANT OFFER!

So 3 gets held up and on this board with between 1 and 6 still to open next round...



Banker's offer:

£17,500

No deal.

SIX TO OPEN!!!

3, 11, 14, 18, 21, 17...

3 - £3,371. First of those to go.
11 - 63p!
14 - 2p!
18 - £63,000! Uh-oh...
21 - 1p!
17 - £3,317!

The £250,000 is still in play and you also have the potential of Blue Booster affecting, erm, one box but it's the biggest blue...



Remember, this could be your last offer before two-box.

Banker's offer:

£20,000

A 5-box or 6-box round would be really scary, but I could still get £666,000 I suppose...

And with no 3+-box rounds unless I get a one-box round next, no deal...

TWO boxes to open!

Yay...

13 and 20 please.