you've probably heard them, but hey, no-ones come up with an answer

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why is there only one Monopolys Commission

Why is a guy from Willenhall in the West Midlands using American English in a forum thread?

Copy/paste most likely.

Yes, that's what I was thinking - it's most likely copy and paste.

Great, look at the topic number

To prove phonetic spelling is usless.


Because the're American.


If you parachute into the ocean, you'll probably drown because of it.


Smokers are stupid, therefor easy to fine for smoking in the wrong place.


They are both the same distance from "chance".


You don't... and to sleep in.


No.


No.


He owns the truck.


They ordered the wrong doors.

There, that wasn't too hard.

Why O why is my hair brown?????

so you can't see the mud in it when your rummaging around in that bloomin bush

Ahhhhhhh, that makes sense

minx

jinx

Thats how Lucy died

aww poor Lucy

who's Lucy? *continues throwing up in dog bowl*