There are only about two people left in the world who believe the US's official version of the events of 9/11. One of them lives in the White House, and the other in 10 Downing Street. Most of the rest of us are more intelligent than these two morons give us credit for. Personally, I love a good conspiracy theory!
Important questions that need answering:
(1) Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
(2) Has the US been hiding the existance of aliens for years?
(3) Is Elvis really dead?
(4) Did the Americans really land on the moon?
(5) What's the deal with the Bermuda Triangle?
(6) Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist?
and most importantly:
(7) What happened to Joseph in last nights game of DonD, and is it true that he was one of the two £250000 winners that Noel said in his recent TV interview with Jonathan Ross that they were not going to show?
Not forgetting the most important question of all:
Does the light stay on in the fridge when you close the door?