Lazy Student
Sit around all day waiting for my course to finish so I can get a job.
Scour the internet for jobs that might apply to me, finding only one in three days of searching.
Lie in bed till after 12 wondering what the hell I'm going to do with the rest of my life.
Try and pretend that I'm not still scrounging off my parents at 27 years of age
Not actually being able to work because you have chronic RSI from creating the work that will have got you the degree !!
Hopefully this job description will change fairly soon as there is only so long that you can do nothing without it affecting your brain !! I just bloody wish my wrists and elbows would get better soon so I can earn some pennies !