ill do you a poem but will need your first name

I believe it's: 'The'.....

true altho starting a poem with there was a young girl called the

wont be that good and with banker i just end up using w*nker which aint nice

You don't have to! 'she went on to drive a tanker'; 'she shows gratitude- she's a thanker' or 'she's a sea captain- she throws an anchor'! The possibilities are limitless!

thre was a young lass called "the banker"
we loved her but he was a w*nker
she loved marcus so
more than i love jo
and has just bought a brand new anchor

Alfred Lord Tennyson, you have nothing on this chap...

The Banker loves his money
And as we all can see
He thinks it's very funny
When a player wins 1p.

The Banker likes his claret
Much more than beer or gin.
But he'll be sick as a parrot
At a quarter-million win!

i hang my head in shane i too am not worthy

Thanks... though now I read the thread again properly I realise I got the wrong "Banker"!

well if you wanted a poem why didnt you ask me
I could of helped you out and for free

there once was a man called morris
who hated a guy called boris
they screamed and shouted
then boris he pouted,
got a sex change and is now called dorris


didnt think of asking you mate how silly of me.

dod you enjoy going back to deal or no deal then and what did you actually do there if you dont mind me asking????


well done on your game by thew way didnt go as you planned but was up there with the best episodes