Historic quotes?

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May '66 by Kenneth Wolstenholme [sp]

"There are people on the pitch. They think it's all over. It is now!"

**Posted:** Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:20 pm **Author:** Ian W **Post subject:**

'Nothing can have value without being an object of utility'.

Karl Marx.

**Joined:** Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:35 pm **Warnings:** 0

Can't remember who said it, but:

"Changing your mind once in a while is the only way to prove that you have one."

**Posted:** Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:25 pm **Author:** Ian W **Post subject:**

"The present is the ever moving shadow that divides yesterday from tomorrow. In that lies hope." ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

**Posted:** Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:48 pm **Author:** seanyuk85 **Post subject:**

"lifes a bitch.....then you marry one" my year 10 biology teacher :-D

**Posted:** Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:44 pm **Author:** johindes **Post subject:**

mine is Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

**Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:23 pm **Warnings:** 0

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." Woody Allen

"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." Woody Allen

"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." Woody Allen

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" Woody Allen

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose"
Woody Allen

"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." Woody Allen

"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys." Woody Allen

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Woody Allen

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." Woody Allen

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
Woody Allen

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things." Woody Allen

"Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Geordie's Show on Deal or No Deal again."
Woody Allen 2006 - allegedly!

**Posted:** Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:24 am **Author:** albolton **Post subject:**

Mine is a Mark Twain quote : "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

**Posted:** Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:41 am **Author:** Maltus **Post subject:**

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

Ich bin ein Berliner (I am a doughnut) - JFK :-D

**Posted:** Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:42 am **Author:** Maltus **Post subject:**

walsh wrote:

'Nothing can have value without being an object of utility'.

Karl Marx.

You stole my one from the Pseud's corner thread! But it is a good quote...

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