In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Bwhaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa

I've nearly wet myself. Big brave Divvy shooting a defenceless 8yr old with an air rifle for being in his back garden.

We can all sleep safely in our beds knowing the country is safe from invasion with heroes like that to defend us.

Last I saw of him (Last December; now 14) he has a volcanic-shaped scar inbetween his nipples.

A lasting memory of me on that estate.

I guess for me my worst was flipping out in class over a video game its a long story but I won on this game but people went back and said I didn't and that I lost this set people off taunting me that id lost and stuff (This was a game i took very seriously at the time) And finally I just snapped I threw a chair across the room just missing the teacher but it hit someone on front desk and I stabbed soemone else 3 times with a compass in the back, and Punched someone else whle I was at it. (The guy shaun who was the person mark and shaun claimed beat me when he never did).

Since that incident no one ever again has even dared lie and try have a joke over a video game with me!

I guess for me my worst was flipping out in class over a video game its a long story but I won on this game but people went back and said I didn't and that I lost this set people off taunting me that id lost and stuff (This was a game i took very seriously at the time) And finally I just snapped I threw a chair across the room just missing the teacher but it hit someone on front desk and I stabbed soemone else 3 times with a compass in the back, and Punched someone else whle I was at it. (The guy shaun who was the person mark and shaun claimed beat me when he never did).

I guess for me my worst was flipping out in class over a video game its a long story but I won on this game but people went back and said I didn't and that I lost this set people off taunting me that id lost and stuff (This was a game i took very seriously at the time) And finally I just snapped I threw a chair across the room just missing the teacher but it hit someone on front desk and I stabbed soemone else 3 times with a compass in the back, and Punched someone else whle I was at it. (The guy shaun who was the person mark and shaun claimed beat me when he never did).

Since that incident no one ever again has even dared lie and try have a joke over a video game with me!

Bwuahahah- I know people like that who take video games far too seriously... I like to refer to them as saddos

(Though please tell me that this wasn't recently...)

Your ridiculous overreactions to DOND results are starting to make a bit more sense...

Luckily the forum doesn't have any chairs.

No I was just made to apologise and Shaun was made to apologise to me for winding me up in the first place.
And it was all forgotton! No one has ever lied or tried to claim they beat me on a game again especially when they never did as in Shauns case.

Ahahaha er no this was 1998!!

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.