The worst thing I did..........*sighs*..........where shall I start.

Call a player who dealt at 8,500 on a 10p vs 20k board a coward (now come on, she said she was a gambler and I was pretty ticked off but the next day Noel climbed on the table and he was annoyed she said she was a gambler and dealt at a modest sum.) Jill I'm really, really sorry about that!

So thats the worst thing I did. What was the worst thing you did? Please tell me in full detail

You must be an angel sent by the Lord himself if that's really the WORST thing you've ever done. Or maybe I'm just a bad boy.

I don't believe that Jiveclive.

I've not done many bad things, but the worst I've done is tell my dad to f*** off.

If that's the worst thing you've ever done, you've got pretty much perfect behaviour

I would be down on my knees begging for mercy if I ever said that to my father!

Okay I'll admit the worst thing I've ever done.....I came home from my friends birthday party in Eltham (a drunken ramble party) and I really needed to wee but I got locked out because I forgot where I put my keys (always leave them under the mat) and my friend beside me suggested I'll go in the drain and I went over and took a wee. My neighbours we're outside because they heard me making a noise. And they came out and saw me...frank and beans hanging out..doing it on my flowerbed I felt so embarrassed, the girl was roaring with laughter and the man went inside (thought he was going to retrieve a shotgun!) He got a video camcorder of me doing my fly up.

I found my keys and went inside and just jumped back into bed. I'm so glad he never youtubed it!

Okay it's not really the worst thing I've ever done but the most embarrassing...yes.

Absolutely agree!!!:hehe
The worst thing I ever did was get banned from this forum lol!

Then I'm a criminal compared to you lot!

A couple years ago I shot an 8 year-old boy in the chest with an air rifle for intruding in the back garden.

I told him to clear off and get the f*** out and he said "make me, you ginger b*stard!"

So he got what was coming to him; I have no regrets.

*rings police*

That's exactly what the boy's parents did...but they had no grounds to do anything to me because the boy was trespassing!

Sounds VERY nasty and vile, but no way was I getting walked over by a little kid.

He did right I have a Pellet gun too for if anyone intrudes into our property id have done the exact same thing and shot the *beep* right betweenhis eyes.

Last I saw of him (Last December; now 14) he has a volcanic-shaped scar inbetween his nipples.

A lasting memory of me on that estate.

WTF
Same

Whats your facebook divvy?

I never imagined you'd do something like that...

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I've never been bad, though i'd like to

One of the funniest posts I've ever read

Haha!

When I was about 5, the worst thing I did was:

A girl on my street and I (we don't hang out anymore, seeing as she gets crack from her mother) went to this house on our street, and we both thought it would be fun if we stole the apples from the tenant's apple tree and stuff them down a drain by their back door. Maria then went home and I carried on, till there were no apples on the tree. The man and wife came out about to get into his car, and he saw me stuffing apples into his drain and the brown stuff level was rising. I ran home and took my clothes off but my mum and dad tied my hands together so I couldn't while they re-dressed me. They took me down to the man's house and mum helped me unblock his mushy applie brown drain with a spade and dad made me say sorry, so I did and the man turned really nice. He said something like "Yeah, it's ok you could have a tea with us somewhen, I've got some toffee apples in the cupboard *inserts stupid laugh* " and his wife was going "Come on Jerry. I'll never be able to get my Monkey-skin coat the rate you're going at." or something involving animal skin clothes.

Maybe I wasn't particularly that naughty, because I didn't know what I was doing really but I never went near that house again! Such an odd memory.

I did something very bad when I was ten, but that's for another day

Bwhaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa

I've nearly wet myself. Big brave Divvy shooting a defenceless 8yr old with an air rifle for being in his back garden.

We can all sleep safely in our beds knowing the country is safe from invasion with heroes like that to defend us.