It's time for Archie to play this variation!

We start with this board...

1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£150,000
£250,000

...before we fire up that Dulux Purpliser! There are 11 red boxes here with all the red amounts, 11 blue boxes here with all the blues, and 11 greens with percentages from 0% to 50%. Whatever green you find is the share of the red that gets moved to the blue.

We do that five times in all - but we now need a red, a blue, and a green for the first activation!

Ok! 5, 7 and 3 to begin

Red 5... £5,000. Nice modest one to start.

Blue 7... £50...

Green 3... 25%, which means you now have £3,750 and £1,300 boxes.

Quiet start, then, but there's more where that came from! A different number for each colour for this second pick

4, 6 and 2!

Red 4... £35,000. Bigger change here, and get ready for a gloriously wacky sum or two on this board...

Blue 6... £1. We like seeing that go up!

Green 2... 15%, and that truly delivers on the wackiness front! £29,750 and £5,251 are now on this board!

Lovely!

11, 11 and... 11!

To the max we go!

Red 11... £150,000! This really could change everything...

Blue 11... 1p! If this is the 50p, you will have two £75k boxes and one £75,000,01 box...

Green 11... 5%! So much for that, but it means that you help up the 1p to £7,500.01 whilst still keeping an absolute behemoth, £142,500, on the board! Think you'll be happy with that...

All the 10's please

Anyone for ten-is?

Red 10... £1,000, the lowest one!

Blue 10... £500, so we might get the two crossing over here...

Green 10... 35%, and we do! We now have a red £650 paired with a blue £850!

Last one now...

Getting the emergency call out of the way now.

999

Sirens blazing for our final Purpliser...

Red 9... £250,000!! Wow. Unless this is the 0%, your jackpot is going down and a blue is becoming a very not-blue. Which blue could get that treatment?

Blue 9... £750, the highest already... I've no idea what you do or should want here, so let's just see what you've got!

Green 9... 30%! It's a big old change here - a new jackpot of £175,000 now, but a brand new life-changing sum on the board at £75,750!

Your actual starting board...

£7,500.01
10p
50p
£5,251
£5
£10
£1,300
£100
£250
£850
£75,750
£650
£3,000
£3,750
£10,000
£20,000
£29,750
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£142,500
£175,000

That last change really was a big one, and I can't wait to see how this board plays out now! You have Box 10 assigned at random, and five to open in the first round before a prediction!

Very happy with the way that board looks!

17, 1, 5, 11 and 9 please

We're ready to go...

Box 17... 10p! Literally the perfect start.

Box 1... 50p!! Literally the perfect follow-up. You're guaranteed a fiver already, at least as a Box 23 stake.

Box 5... £3,750, which we can let go of just fine.

Box 11... £850, ditto!

Box 9... £75,000! Bah, it was going too well.

£7,500.01
£5,251
£5
£10
£1,300
£100
£250
£75,750
£650
£3,000
£10,000
£20,000
£29,750
£50,000
£100,000
£142,500
£175,000

The Banker said you were one more great box away from an opening offer of £12,000...

BANKER'S OFFER

£10,000

BAZINGA! Right on the flipping nose... that's the best possible boost for that Box 23!

BOX 23 OPTIONS
20%
70%
120%
170%
220%
320%

Well, you called it, now to call it... £10,000, Deal or No Deal?

BOOM.

No Deal, thanks!

8, 13 and 20 please

Box 8... £5,251. Say goodbye to that oddity!

Box 13... £3,000. Still just one big hit all game...

Box 20... £1,300. Safe!

£7,500.01
£5
£10
£100
£250
£75,750
£650
£10,000
£20,000
£29,750
£50,000
£100,000
£142,500
£175,000

Three four-figure amounts gone, but will it be a four-figure offer?

Don't think it will be.

PLAYER'S PREDICTION

£14,000

It's not five figures...

BANKER'S OFFER

£16,500

...it's even better than you thought! Still, that particular miss isn't glaring, as it was 15% off in all, and on possibly the one you could most afford that on.

BOX 23 OPTIONS
20%
70%
120%
170%
220%
320%
+£5,000

So, at £16,500, Deal or No Deal?

Lovely offer, no deal though!

22, 18 and 16 please