1. Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass - 6/10
Doesn't sound bad. Somewhat catchy. And no, I don't like a lot of booty to hold at night. Not even a little.

2. Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud - 7/10
Relaxing. Mellow Magic kind of stuff.

3. Waze & Odyssey VS R Kelly - Bump & Grind 2014 - 2/10
Unoriginal. Not cool.

4. Jessie J ft. Ariande Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang - 4/10
Nicki Minaj wasn't that bad in this. Unmemorable.

5. Taylor Swift - Shake It Off - 5/10
Not bad. Makes a change from her boring diatribes about soppy romance and relationships.

6. Jeremih ft. YG - Don't Tell 'Em - 2/10
Boring beat. Too YG'ey. Also, YG is a dork. A good beat really enhances rap songs for me personally, which is why I love most of 2Pac's music and quite like Rizzle Kick's music!

7. Calvin Harris ft. John Newman - Blame - 4/10
Might be interesting when I'm drunk and in the club, but does nothing for me. There are some club songs that actually made it onto my iPod because they are actually good, this one, meh.

8. Sigma ft. Paloma Faith - Changing - 6/10
S'alright.

9. Fuse ODG ft. Angel - Tina - 7/10
Perhaps the best song on this list. Like the African-style to it. Wouldn't be surprised hearing it being played in Sierra Leone!

10. Sam Smith - I'm Not The Only One - 7/10
More Mellow Magic! I do like this, really.

This week's top 10, and everyone will probably be over the moon with what I'm about to say...



MEGHAN TRAINOR IS NO LONGER NUMBER ONE.

1 (2) Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud
2 (1) Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
3 (5) Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
4 (4) Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang
5 (6) Jeremih ft. Y.G. - Don't Tell 'Em
6 (NE) Parra for Cuva ft. Anna Naklab - Wicked Games
7 (11) One Direction - Steal My Girl
8 (3) Waze & Odyssey & R. Kelly - Bump & Grind 2014
9 (7) Calvin Harris ft. John Newman - Blame
10 (10) Sam Smith - I'm Not The Only One

Other new entries/re-entries:

23. Calvin Harris ft. Big Sean - Open Wide
29. OneRepublic - I Lived
36. Idina Menzel - Let It Go
38. OneRepublic - Love Runs Out

So, the new number one - it's alright, not one of Ed's best, but nice to see a more gentle song at the top this week rather than another loud, bass-y dance song.
Not heard 'Wicked Games' yet.
Don't like 'Steal My Girl'.

'Blame' is probably my favourite in the top 10 this week, and I'm slightly bored of that now...

Wicked Games is something I wouldn't normally like, but I find it strangely catchy.

Another smash from One Direction, love it!

I'm starting to really like All About That Bass

I THROW MYSELF UPON THE MERCY OF THE COURT OF DOND!!!

1 (2) Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud 8/10
I think it is quite good to be fair.Best number 1 we have had in ages.

2 (1) Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass 0/10
Worst song I have ever heard.Deserves to be number 789 million

3 (5) Taylor Swift - Shake It Off 9/10
Love it. Really catchy and a great song.

4 (4) Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang 0/10
Another Song I hate. A stupid song.

5 (6) Jeremih ft. Y.G. - Don't Tell 'Em 4/10
It is OK. Not amazing not good.

6 (NE) Parra for Cuva ft. Anna Naklab - Wicked Games 2/10
Not a good song. Hate this one. I thought it had to do something with the new Hunger Games film at first.

7 (11) One Direction - Steal My Girl 6/10
Kind of OK For One Direction.

8 (3) Waze & Odyssey & R. Kelly - Bump & Grind 2014 1/10
Silly song. Doesn't deserve to be in the top 10.

9 (7) Calvin Harris ft. John Newman - Blame 9.5/10
I love it. Me a smashing song. Great stuff.

10 (10) Sam Smith - I'm Not The Only One 10/10
My favorite from the top 10 this week.Great,fantastic and love it. One of the best songs this year.

Overall,Not bad some good songs and some awful songs. Can be worse and can be better.

Incorrect. All of these songs suck.

-0 million?

Which is 0?

Which means it deserves to be placed in a position better than #1?

I thought that I just wanted to put a minus for the sake of it.

If it's a negative number then it's less than 0... which leads to a song in the negatives to be better than the #0 and thus #1 song!

I put it at 789 million now.

Good man! I don't think there have been 789 million songs recorded!

It's not that bad though, seriously?!

Every Nikki Minaj song would get 0 from me!

The Top 10

1 (2) Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud 0/10

2 (1) Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass 0/10

3 (5) Taylor Swift - Shake It Off 0/10

4 (4) Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang 0/10

5 (6) Jeremih ft. Y.G. - Don't Tell 'Em 0/10

6 (NE) Parra for Cuva ft. Anna Naklab - Wicked Games 0/10

7 (11) One Direction - Steal My Girl 0/10

8 (3) Waze & Odyssey & R. Kelly - Bump & Grind 2014 0/10

9 (7) Calvin Harris ft. John Newman - Blame 0/10

10 (10) Sam Smith - I'm Not The Only One 0/10

Yeah, love it. Love 'em all.

It's been confirmed that Cheryl has got her fifth solo number 1! So happy right now, congratulations Cheryl!

Did you listen to any of the songs, Daniel!?

The top 10 this week:

1 (NE) Cheryl - I Don't Care
2 (1) Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud
3 (2) Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
4 (26) John Legend - All Of Me
5 (3) Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
6 (NE) Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding - Outside
7 (4) Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang
8 (5) Jeremih ft. Y.G. - Don't Tell 'Em
9 (7) One Direction - Steal My Girl
10 (10) Sam Smith - I'm Not The Only One

Other new entries/re-entries:

21. Tom Odell - Real Love
26. The Script - No Good In Goodbye
35. Drake, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown & Nicki Minaj - Only

So, this week's top 10. 'I Don't Care' is awful. Even worse than Cheryl's previous song, 'Crazy Stupid Love', and that takes some doing.
'All Of Me' back in the top 10 again? Seriously???
Not heard 'Outside' yet. Can't imagine it will be good enough to justify this woeful top 10 though...

Love 'I Don't Care', probably Cheryl's best after 'Fight For This Love' for me. It's such a feel good song.

'All Of Me' has grown on me since it was last in the charts, only reason it's gone back up so high is because of X Factor of course.

'Outside' isn't Calvin's best but it's still got a good beat and once again the collaboration with Ellie Goulding seems to work for him.

Absolutely not, Mr Smith!

The Top 10 sucks now! Why can't it be REAL music, like....10 looped tracks of Lola Bunny from 'Space Jam' saying "Don't ever call me *blows ears back* doll!"

Even Metallica, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and Michael Jackson pale in comparison to that!

Isn't that right, Skyline?

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel...is Meghan Trainor coming your way...