Hello Greeny please pick your box and your first five boxes and tell us a thing or two about yourself.

I exist.

My box: 11

First 5 boxes

22
2
4
6
8

Your box is 11

22 - £750
2 - 50p
4 - £100
6 - £1000
8 - £5000

A fairly good round let's see what the Banker makes of it.

*phone rings*

Hello, Banker? Yes, Greeny is his nickname, I'm not telling you his real name, it's confidential....That's extremely rude you are one evil evil man! Okay right....oh his fact about himself...yes....oh it annoyed you to hell...well I'm sorry to hear that....okay I'll tell him. Yes..goodbye.

*puts phone down*

He thinks I've picked up any old loon of the street and that you need to grow up. Despite all these things he is offering you £11,000

Deal or No Deal

NO DEAL

20
18
16

20 - £500
18 - £35,000 Oh no!
16 - £3000

*phone rings*

Me: Hello? No he is not looking smug. Right...thank you.

*puts phone down*

£20,000

Deal or No Deal?

NO DEAL

10
14
12

10 - 1p
14 - £75,000
12 - £1

*phone rings*

Me: You're a bit cocky today aren't you? There's no guarantee the quarter of a million is in box 11 today. And there's no guarantee you'll get him out of the chair either.

*puts phone down*

He's convinced this next offer will get you out of the chair

£28,000

Deal or No Deal

NO DEAL

21
1
3

21 - £250,000
1 - 10p
3 - £10

*phone rings*

Me: Hello? Okay...okay...

*puts phone down*

£28,000

Deal or No Deal

That's a ridiculously generous offer from the Banker, so it's a DEAL.

Next 3 would have been: 5, 7 and 9

okay let's hope that we find big numbers now

5 - £250
7 - £20,000
9 - £15,000

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?....right

*puts phone down*

You could have been offered £36,000

Hmm

17
13
19

17 - £100,000
13 - £50
19 - £50,000

*phone rings*

Hello? Okay...

*puts phone down*

You would have been offered £30,000 at this point

Let's see what's in your box

£10,000!