2015 – Seven years on, and the world is the opposite of what it used to be, in all areas. In February 2009, Gordon Brown was ejected his role as Prime Minister by the Queen, of which followed quite an obvious follow-up. With Conservatives winning a huge 71% over Liberal Democrats’ shameful 6%, which was admittedly higher than Labour’s 3% of which BNP topped hugely at 8%. But in the politics world, the UK was getting back on its feet, the “credit crunch” is long gone and we’re on a high from the last 20 years, and soon the EU and America followed suit, with Barack Obama still standing as a tough president for the United States and George Bush sat in one of his mansions stroking his piles of money…

But now that wasn’t to be said for the likes of David Beckham, as David Cameron was approached by an obese group of people who were at the Maidstone Weight Watchers club proposing for a dramatic cut in salaries for “kicking a ball on a bit of grass for a bit.” That said, for people who were “trying to save people’s lives and making the world a better and cleaner place to live,” the average salary of a person working for the NHS had increased by over 440%, hence why there are now 11 times more staff working in the NHS than in 2007.

Doctor Hillary Jones and a number of other top surgeons released a highly popular documentary about healthcare on BBC1 in 2013 which is still going to this March indeed, but so does the same style of Tesco adverts and the style of banking adverts. That same year, smoking cigarettes or cigars were classed as illegal, as Nicotine was an illegal drug and would only be subscribed as an aid to help stop smoking. After an appeal from the cast of Shameless, the UK has its very own 4/20, but on January 22nd. Unfortunately, the law to allow Cannabis to be purchased in café’s was not passed.

So much has happened in the world of show-business, namely the separation of Ant and Dec, where Dec had an 18-month long affair with Ant’s wife Lisa Armstrong; Ant find out with a “misplaced Christmas present under the tree.” After Big Brother was axed, Davina resorted to two new series’ of The Vault and Don’t Try This At Home, and she also took a role in I’m A Celebrity, Get Me out of Here Now! When Noel ended Deal or No Deal in November 2010, he continued with Noel’s HQ and Noel’s Christmas Presents, and eventually becoming part of the GMTV cash in 2012. The same year, Dermot O’Leary tried to bring back Deal or No Deal, but got freaked out by a group of contestants who were playing - and a chance of survival then failed by Jeremy Kyle to keep the show going for a while.

On the subject of Deal or No Deal, a 22-year-old man is here to return it, in big style…

"Thirty locked briefcases.
"A huge jackpot.
"And it all comes down to one question. Deal or No Deal?"

Audience applause as Aaron, a new face on Television, walks onto the set. "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a new series of Deal or No Deal. A revived show from the noughties, and we're bringing it back in great style, because, somebody could win £1,000,000!" Huge applause. "Or just 1p." Applause stops. "We need to select our first contestant tonight, and that is going to be Julie from Worcester!

Julie walks onto the stage, where a voice-over starts talking about her profile. "Julie is 37 from Worcester and lives with husband Dan, and daughters Felicity and Sara, who are 14 and 8, respectively."

Aaron: Okay Julie, welcome to the game! So, have you come for a certain value of money?
Julie: No, I'd just like to put some money toward a holiday, pay off some debts, and take some time off work, it's been very hectic, lately.
Aaron: And where do you work?
Julie: I work as an engineer at British Aerospace.
Aaron: Wow, is it a hard job?
Julie: It's hard, but I enjoy the people I work with, we work as a team, so it's great. I love it.
Aaron: So why do you want time off with the children then?
Julie: I never really see them much. Most of the time they're in bed when I come home from work, so I'd like to take some time with then.
Aaron: Okay, let's take a look at the board.

1p ... ... £7,500
2p ... ... £10,000
5p ... ... £25,000
£1 ... ... £40,000
£2 ... ... £60,000
£5 ... ... £80,000
£10 ... ... £100,000
£25 ... ... £150,000
£50 ... ... £200,000
£75 ... ... £250,000
£100 ... ... £300,000
£500 ... ... £400,000
£1,000 ... ... £500,000
£2,500 ... ... £750,000
£5,000 ... ... £1,000,000

Aaron: I think you could do that with any one of those six-figue values, don't you?
Julie: Definitely.
Aaron: Let's get started.

*Lights turn to green*

Good luck Julie.

Aaron: Okay the object of this game is to take home the highest value possible, or what you think would be. It might be a value off that board. Those values are randomly placed in 30 briefcases which are waititng to be carried out by our beautiful models ladies and gentlemen!

Applause as Male and Female models walk out. You can see the distribution of Male models holding the odd-numbers and the Female models holding the even-numbers.

Aaron: Okay, you will select one of these cases to keep, asnd then one by one we eliminate the other cases revealing a cash value that is on the gameboard, so we find out what isn't in your case. We have 29 models there, and on Case 30, we have Dannii Minogue ladies and gentlemen!

Applause, as camera goes onto Dannii Minogue.

Aaron: When Julie decides to eliminate Case number 30, Dannii can then guess the value of Case 30. If she guesses the value correctly, she takes home £25,000 for a charity of her choice, and today that's...
Dannii: Marie Curie Cancer care.

Applause, and Julie is raring to go by the looks of things.

Aaron: Okay Julie, I want you to select one of these 30 cases to keep as your own.
Julie: I'll take Case 13 with that gorgeous Man standing there!
Aaron: Case 13's with Joe! Joe, come and bring the case to the table please!

Applause, and Joe puts the case on the table and gives Julie a kiss, while wishing her good luck.

Aaron: Okay, let's begin the game!

Shift offered.

Aaron: Now we have one of the games surprises to kick today's game off!
Julie: What is that?
Aaron: The mysterious banker, who nobody knows is the person your winnings will come from, so he wants to buy it off you for as little as possible. At this time, he's going to allow you to remove a value off a board and replace it with another one! It could be as low as nothing, or as high as £2,000,000. Would you like to take the Shift?
Julie: Yes please!

Applause, and the screen comes up with 30 pictures of briefcases.

Aaron: Pick a number off this screen and the value will be completely removed from the game.
Julie: I'll pick number 23 please.
Aaron: Let's see what it is, let's hope it's a low value...

Number 23...




...£150,000

Aaron: Oohh... that could be a good thing or a bad thing. Let's just hope it will be replaced by a higher number. A number to replace it will be selected from these 24 cardboard boxes.

24 boxes are shown being held by Audience members.

Aaron: The higher, the better. The lower, we brace ourselves for a nasty surprise...
Julie: I'd like to take 2 here too please.
Aaron: Please, let's see a higher value.

Number 2...


...£152,500

Aaron: Good selection! It's £2,500 extra, so now here's the board...

1p ... ... £7,500
2p ... ... £10,000
5p ... ... £25,000
£1 ... ... £40,000
£2 ... ... £60,000
£5 ... ... £80,000
£10 ... ... £100,000
£25 ... ... £152,500
£50 ... ... £200,000
£75 ... ... £250,000
£100 ... ... £300,000
£500 ... ... £400,000
£1,000 ... ... £500,000
£2,500 ... ... £750,000
£5,000 ... ... £1,000,000

Aaron: Julie, good luck, let's begin the game!

Loud applause.

Aaron: In the first round, we eliminate 7 cases.
Julie: Let's open 10 first!
Aaron: Case 10! That's with Winter. Winter, let's see a low valued case please...
Winter: Let's hope I've got a penny here for you! Fingers crossed...

Case 10...



...£400,000.

Aaron: Oh Winter! That's a terrible opener...

1p ... ... £7,500
2p ... ... £10,000
5p ... ... £25,000
£1 ... ... £40,000
£2 ... ... £60,000
£5 ... ... £80,000
£10 ... ... £100,000
£25 ... ... £152,500
£50 ... ... £200,000
£75 ... ... £250,000
£100 ... ... £300,000
£500 ... ...
£1,000 ... ... £500,000
£2,500 ... ... £750,000
£5,000 ... ... £1,000,000

Julie: Ah well! Let's go for 6.
Aaron: Swiftly on to Case 6 with Jessica! Open the case...
Jessica: Best of luck Julie!
Julie: Thank you

Case 6...



...£40,000

Julie: It isn't that bad!

Small applause...

1p ... ... £7,500
2p ... ... £10,000
5p ... ... £25,000
£1 ... ...
£2 ... ... £60,000
£5 ... ... £80,000
£10 ... ... £100,000
£25 ... ... £152,500
£50 ... ... £200,000
£75 ... ... £250,000
£100 ... ... £300,000
£500 ... ...
£1,000 ... ... £500,000
£2,500 ... ... £750,000
£5,000 ... ... £1,000,000

Aaron: Five to go, possibility for the removal of 5 blue-values...
Julie: 15!
Aaron: 15, with Danny. Please reveal a low blue value...
Danny: Here goes, good luck.

Case 15...



...£150,000 (£152,500)

Aaron: Goes as quicky as it came, that'un!

1p ... ... £7,500
2p ... ... £10,000
5p ... ... £25,000
£1 ... ...
£2 ... ... £60,000
£5 ... ... £80,000
£10 ... ... £100,000
£25 ... ...
£50 ... ... £200,000
£75 ... ... £250,000
£100 ... ... £300,000
£500 ... ...
£1,000 ... ... £500,000
£2,500 ... ... £750,000
£5,000 ... ... £1,000,000

Aaron: We need to see some blue in those cases now Julie.
Julie: And blue we'll see NUMBER 2!
Aaron: Chloe! Reveal us a blue!
Chloe: Here it is!

Case 2...



...£300,000

Chloe: OH COME ON!!!
Aaron: Chloe, Chloe... That's not blue. *laughter* That's so not blue...
Chloe: Sorry Julie! You know you can do this!
Jake: COME ON JULIE!!

Applause and cheers of encouragement.

1p ... ... £7,500
2p ... ... £10,000
5p ... ... £25,000
£1 ... ...
£2 ... ... £60,000
£5 ... ... £80,000
£10 ... ... £100,000
£25 ... ...
£50 ... ... £200,000
£75 ... ... £250,000
£100 ... ...
£500 ... ...
£1,000 ... ... £500,000
£2,500 ... ... £750,000
£5,000 ... ... £1,000,000

Aaron: The models are all for you today Julie...
Julie: Number 8
Aaron: Come on Jasmine...

Jasmine smiles and peeks in her case...

Case 8...



...£5