Derek 16/05

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Derek's game today.

Noel again welcomes everyone to the dream factory and then talks about Kirsty's game from yesterday and the unfortunate outcome. Noel then introduces the newbie Pauline, and talks of her dream to open her own shoe shop...

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Derek has box 2 today, and Noel has to go over and give him a hand to help carry over the enormous owl that he has perched on his box!!!!

Noel welcomes Derek to his carboot sale!! Derek tells Noel how he sits in the window at home and they dress him up in various outfits throughout the year to support various sporting events! Alhough he hasn't brought much luck in supporting those events!! Noel puts the owl in front of the gameboard to keep an eye on things. Noel then runs through the numerous jobs that Derek has had throughout his life... Derek says he has trouble remembering things, so has written a lot of his numbers down...

Here we go...

**Joined:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:12 pm **Warnings:** 0

Oh dear me.

**Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:21 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Derek's orders to the audience remind me of how Vic pumped up the audience!

"Oh dear me!" :lol:

Haha, Derek is a legend!

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Derek asks all the audience to call out "Oh dear me" every time a big red is revealed...

Round 1

1 - £100,000 "Oh dear me" is called out

3 - 50p Cheers

4 - £5 More cheers

5 - £750

6 - £75,000 "Oh dear me" Newbie Pauline

Banker time

**Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:22 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

I'm surprised Noel isn't saying "Ooh, dearum, dearum"...

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Derek says he sees the banker as a chess player... The banker talks about the owl and says it looks like a homeless owl sat in front of the gameboard!!

Banker offers

£7,500

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Derek says

NO DEAL

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Next round
Derek now wants the audience to say "15 men on a dead man's chest - Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum" :-D

15 - £100

14 - £1,000

Box 16 and the new mummy Karen - But Derek wants a chorus of "happy birthday sweet sixteen" first!! Noel calls a break first though...

**Joined:** Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:14 pm **Warnings:** 0

this blokes getting on my tits now

he should just play the soddin game :shock:

**Joined:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:23 am **Warnings:** 0

This guy isn't remotely funny JUST GET ON WITH IT! for frig sake.

**Joined:** Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:14 pm **Warnings:** 0

SrWilson wrote:

This guy isn't remotely funny JUST GET ON WITH IT! for frig sake.

my sentiments entirely wilson

**Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:30 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

At least it's Derek who's distracting from his own game. Unlike Den in Joyce's game!

**Joined:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:12 pm **Warnings:** 0

I thought he might split opinions and I can see why some people dont like him (Oh dear me

), but I thinks its great and he's a legend!

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

We're back
Last box before the banker
Noel asks if the musical theme will be dropped as it's not really working, and Derek agrees...

16 - £10,000 "Oh dear me"

Banker time

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

The banker says he thought the owl was going to be the weirest part of the show!! :-D

Banker offers

£12,500

**Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:33 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

TOM22 wrote:

I thought he might split opinions and I can see why some people dont like him (Oh dear me

), but I thinks its great and he's a legend!

I agree with you Tom! I don't normally like gimmicks / distractions in a game, but he's managing to pull it off, partly because he's the one who's triggering it all and everyone else is just treating him like an old fool!

He could be a gambler though...

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Derek says it is a good offer, but thinks the banker is now a fisherman, and he wants a bigger worm on the hook...

Derek says

NO DEAL

**Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:34 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

h2005 wrote:

TOM22 wrote:

I thought he might split opinions and I can see why some people dont like him (Oh dear me

), but I thinks its great and he's a legend!

I agree with you Tom! I don't normally like gimmicks / distractions in a game, but he's managing to pull it off, partly because he's the one who's triggering it all and everyone else is just treating him like an old fool!

He could be a gambler though...

Talking of old fool, he has a very random system... random as in weird.

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Next round

21 - £250

22 - £1
Noel asks if Derek has thought about getting better glasses as he struggles to read his list!!

20 - £5,000

Banker time

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