Kev's game today.

Noel says it had to happen eventually; he talks about the extraordinary run of big money games that ended yesterday, when Laura joined the 1p club. We see a repeat of her horrific fifth round, and her membership being confirmed. He says Laura broke one of the major rules of DoND: she played the money, not the boxes.

Red shoes = WTF?

Kev has Box 14 today.

Kev Wood, from Sc'unthorpe, currently in-between jobs, and wearing a very loud pair of red slippers! He has a photo of a close friend, who is sadly no longer with us. He has another picture of his godchildren, and his father is in the audience.

Noel says it's ironic that Kev has Box 14, as he has taken his driving test 14 times, and still hasn't passed!

Here we go...

Taken his driving test 14 times? Can we expect offers with 14 in it?

I would expect so knowing the Banker

Box 3 with yet another power 5...

NO! Not another mention of Olly friggin' Murs!

Round 1

Kev starts with a few 'whoops', before saying he wants a Mexican kiss among the wingers when the 1p comes out!

Box 1 with Craig - £50

Box 3 with Debbie - £35,000

Box 5 with Liz - £10

Box 13 with Neil - £3,000

Noel likens Reuben to Olly Murs! Some banter about water beds ensues!

Box 18 with Reuben - 50p

Banker time...

£14,000?

The Banker says he has his mojo back after yesterday; he says everyone had been lucky until yesterday. He wants another 1p clubber today.

Banker's offer:

£4,647

Stats at 17 box

Average: £31,035.65
Fair deal: £11,959.81
Volatility: 0.90
Board total: £527,606.11

Banker's offer:

£4,647

1p
10p

£1
£5


£100
£250
£500
£750
£1,000

£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000

£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

You kidding me Banker? That's an utter crap offer!

Kev says that's a lot of money. He talks about some of his work in a loan shop, and how he shared his bonus with others. The Banker calls, and says he hates do gooders.

The offer is now:

Banker's offer:

£46.47

Kev says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

Oh as if £4,647 wasn't rubbish enough, £46.47 is just an INSULT!

Fixed that!

Such a rubbish offer... I'd offer £10,000...

plus the show resumes at 20 minutes past instead of the usual 15-16 minutes...

Yes.. Most of the players now will be very cautious because of yesterday's game so expect a third round deal.

22 minutes in and Kev still hasn't OPENED A BOX!

Oh dear, how will the Banker go down on £46.47 now?

We're back...

Round 2

Noel mentions Kev's charity fundraising. Some banter about the wingers ensues.

Box 15 with newbie Katie - £250,000

Curse of the newbie's back, says Noel. Nicolae offers some encouragement, but Noel mocks his voice.

Box 4 with Marcia - £20,000

That compounds it, says Noel.

Box 21 with Armin - 1p

Cue the Mexican 1p kiss!

Banker time...